A Guide to - 112

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112. The Gay Little Prince, Part 1


A warship was advancing at a constant speed on the predetermined route in the dark universe. This was the spaceship of the Third Corps of the Beastman Empire patrolling the border.

Recently, the common border of the stationed area of the First Corps and the Third Corps was not very peaceful. Not only were some of the detectors placed here inexplicably missing, but a merchant ship also lost its traces here. Therefore, the Third Corps specially dispatched a battleship led by a lieutenant colonel to come patrolling, hoping to find the merchant ship.
　　
The battleship was very large. Not to mention that it could carry one hundred thousand soldiers, it was also equipped with many weapons. Of course, today, science and technology had already made personal military force seem insignificant, and it was no longer the more the number of soldiers, the better it was. So there were only a total of ten thousand people loaded in this spaceship at present, and half of them were not soldiers who needed to participate in battles.
　　
Gary was not a soldier but a warship maintenance engineer as well as a mech maintenance engineer. He had only joined the army for ten years but because of his perfect mastery of technology, he was already the chief of the maintenance department, holding the military rank of a major.
　　
After conducting routine maintenance on the warship, Gary began to call out to his assistant-cum-close friend, "Will, it's time to go, or we won't be able to grab those cheesy chicken nuggets." It was already time to eat now. He felt embarrassed to eat on the sly in front of his subordinates, so he was currently very hungry.
　　
Will was a tall and thin sub-beastman, almost as tall as Gary who was a beastman. He packed up his things, came hurriedly to Gary’s side, and immediately frowned at Gary, "Master Gary, I think you shouldn’t eat those things anymore. You’ll get fatter and fatter if you continue like this."
　　
"How come, I don’t even reach the standard weight of beastmen." Gary said with a smile while touching his chubby face.
　　
"That's because you’re too short." Will showed no quarter when he spoke.
　　
"You're really not charming, Will." Gary was speechless.
　　
Will opened his eyes wide to glare at Gary.
　　
Gary knew very well about his close friend's personality and immediately smiled, saying, "Fine, my Will, can’t you not poke my scar? You have to believe me, sooner or later, there’ll be a day when I succeed in losing weight." That was what he said, but he obviously didn't take it too seriously. Although he was a little round, he was not fat. Wasn’t such a look very good? As for losing weight . . . if he was willing to be like his mother, who insisted on not eating for a period of time, he would definitely be able to lose weight quickly. This matter was truly nothing.
　　
Will, staring at Gary’s appearance, could not help being discouraged somewhat. "Gary, I'm doing this for you. Green, he . . .”
　　
"What's wrong with Green?" Gary asked in puzzlement. Green was his lover. He had always been very kind to him, and recently, he had even been more attentive. Gary still didn't know from which corner Green got a bunch of flowers for him . . . . That was really a tough job for Green since they were on the warship.
　　
"Gary, you must be a little careful about that Emir. I think he has bad intentions." Will suddenly mentioned another person.
　　
Gary froze. Will’s words always had substance. He definitely had a reason for reminding him to be careful about Emir, and this reason . . . might be related to Green.
　　
Was there something between Emir and Green? What’s going on with them?
　　
Gary was in fact not unfamiliar to this one named Emir. This man was a maintenance engineer whom the maintenance department found half a year ago, a very petite and cute sub-beastman. And a few months ago, Green once mentioned to Gary that Emir had confessed to him.
　　
Green was the highest-ranking officer on this spaceship and had the authority to control this spaceship. Many sub-beastmen on the spaceship liked this tall and handsome man. It was very normal for Emir to fall for Green, but he and Green never concealed the fact that they were lovers, and everyone on this spaceship already knew about their relationship. When all was said and done, Emir still confessing to Green under these circumstances was too much. So Gary simply transferred Emir to the lowest cabin to take responsibility for maintenance work, making him have no more chance to come and hang around in the upper cabin.
　　
Later . . . he had been so occupied with helping Green construct his mech he did not even have time to sleep, so he actually hadn't paid attention to Emir at all. Could it be that something happened in between?
　　
Gary kept Will’s reminder in mind, but he still faced Will with a smile, saying, "I’ll be careful about him, Will. But even if he gets ideas, others also get ideas, ah!"
　　
"Do you feel so reassured about Green?" Will said directly.
　　
Gary once again froze and then replied, "We’ve been in a relationship for more than ten years."
　　
"You, ah! You’re totally devoted to Green. All your pay is used to change the equipment of his mech, and even your sleeping time is squeezed out for him. Be careful that you’ll lose both life and property in the end.” Will said again.
　　
Will had a good impression of Green before, but now he suddenly spoke like this . . . . Gary's eyelid jumped.
　　
He and Green met at the Imperial College. At that time, he studied in the Mech Maintenance Faculty, while Green studied in the Mech Faculty.
　　
There were a number of mechs for the purpose of teaching and learning at the Imperial College. Teachers would let the students of the Mech Faculty use the mechs, and if they were broken, they would be repaired by the students of the Mech Maintenance Faculty. Because he had the best technology, the most broken mech would be handed over to him every time.
　　
One day, he found a note in the mech that said, "I'm so sorry. I seem to have made the mech too damaged . . ." The signature was Green.
　　
After that, they got acquainted, and he also learned that the most broken mech he repaired every time belonged to Green.
　　
Green was the most dazzling student of the Mech Faculty in that year. He was invincible when battling against people with mech, but he also had a shortcoming, that was, when fighting with people, he was too reckless to the extent that he often wrecked the mech.
　　
If you wrecked the college's mechs, you had to pay for damages. And if your own mech was ruined, it was even more expensive to find a mechanic . . . . Green dared to study in the Mech Faculty because his family financial situation was still pretty good, but it also couldn’t stand being squandered like this by him, so he was often unable to make ends meet.
　　
He actually had a purpose by using such a way to get to know Gary—he wanted to find a school student to help him repair his personal mech, then the repair price would be cheaper.
　　
Gary agreed. Since then, he had been repairing Green's mech as well as using Green's mech for experiments.
　　
He asked Green to buy a lot of materials. In addition to repairing the mech for Green, he also helped Green modify the mech.
　　
He was still a college student at that time, and he did not have much experience in modifying mechs. Although he was able to modify Green’s mech for the better most of the time, he would occasionally mess up the mech. There was one time when Green was fighting with someone, and the mech suddenly had a problem. In the end, it completely jumped out of his control and ran towards the distance, making him lose thoroughly.
　　
But even so, Green did not blame him.
　　
They spent more and more time together. He inevitably had a good impression on Green, and he could feel that Green also liked him.
　　
Sure enough, on the eve of graduation, Green confessed to him.
　　
He promised Green and then followed Green to the Third Corps to become a mech maintenance engineer of the Third Corps. It had already been a full ten years up until now.
　　
Although he and Green could not get everyone’s blessings like ordinary beastman and sub-beastman combination because they were both beastmen, over the past ten years, they had long considered each other as a part of themselves, intimate and impossible to separate.
　　
He really couldn't imagine that Green would betray himself. Even if they had less contact with each other at the beginning because he had to make mechs, Green had always made use of every second and every inch to send him things, hadn’t he?
　　
As for the fact that he spent a lot of money on Green . . . . Although he would help Green repair or modify his mech when they were in school, he always charged him. After they worked, Green would deposit two-thirds of his pay into his bank account every month, and he did not charge Green for repairing or modifying his mech.
　　
He loved Green very much. He often used the best materials when modifying Green’s mech, and the value naturally exceeded the pay Green gave him. Not to mention that some time ago, he also helped Green make a mech personally.
　　
He did spend a lot of money on Green. If he was really going to calculate it, he estimated that he had spent all his salary and bonuses of these past years, and he would even continue to subsidize Green. It was no wonder that Will would be outraged by the injustice done on him.
　　
However, he actually didn’t care about the money . . . . For your information, his family was the richest family in the Empire.
　　
His father was the emperor of the Beastman Empire, his mother was the empress, and his older brother was the crown prince . . . . Although he was the most unremarkable family member and had never shown his face in front of the public, compared to his older brother, his parents and grandparents loved him more. As a result, he was now wealthier than his older brother.
　　
Anyway, he did not care about the money, but he cared about his relationship with Green . . . . Later, he had to find Green to have a chat and ask Green whether he had done something that would make people misunderstand.
　　
After making a decision, Gary went to the dining hall with Will. Once he got there, he went straight to the area where dishes for sub-beastmen were prepared.
　　
"Uncle, give me a portion of all the meat dishes!" Gary, smelling the mouthwatering fragrance, immediately ordered.
　　
"Okay, Gary!" The kitchen uncle replied to Gary with a smile and started to prepare the dishes for Gary. As a cook, he liked Gary the most on the entire spaceship because Gary was always full of praise of his cooking skills.
　　
Gary seemed to eat a lot, but it was actually not much compared to the beastmen. You should know that beastmen generally wouldn’t come to this side to get food; instead, they would go to the other side, which was the beastman cooking area. Reportedly, a meat dish there could make up for a dozen or more dishes here.
　　
Although Will was as tall as Gary, he was a sub-beastman after all. Ordering two meat dishes and two vegetarian dishes was enough for him. Seeing Gary take a seat at the dining table and eat happily, Will’s face showed a helpless expression.
　　
"I really think you’re born with the wrong sex." Will could not help but say. If Gary was a sub-beastman . . . .
　　
"I think being a beastman is great." Gary laughed. If he really became a sub-beastman, he definitely wouldn’t have so much freedom now, and he reckoned that he would not be allowed to drive a mech.
　　
In fact, when he was little, he was always very proud that he was a beastman, and he kept thinking that he was going to marry a sub-beastman. Alas, he inexplicably liked Green later on . . . .
　　
His physical condition was very special. Just like his mother Shu Shu, although he looked like a beastman, he did not have a beast bead. After eating someone’s beast bead, he might get pregnant. He chose to be with a beastman now, so maybe he would be compelled to become a sub-beastman . . . .

Thinking of this, Gary was a little depressed, but when he thought of Green, his depression disappeared.
　　
Green looked very, very handsome. If he could have a child as handsome as him . . . . According to his mother’s statement, giving birth to a child was very quick and not painful at all. It was actually no problem to have two.
　　
While thinking and worrying, Gary ate up all the food in front of him quickly.
　　
As Gary wiped his mouth with a paper towel, he suddenly heard a voice, "Obviously a beastman, but always mixes with sub-beastmen and even comes to grab food with sub-beastmen. Really shameless."
　　
This was clearly talking about himself. Gary immediately frowned.
　　
He liked fine food, but the beastmen’s food was all machine-processed big chunks of meat, so he would have a meal at the sub-beastmen’s dining area. And he had already applied for this as well as been approved when he entered the Third Corps.
　　
His skill was very good, so the Third Corps did not mind giving him such a benefit in kind. Since this was the case, did others get turn to speak?
　　
Looking up, Gary discovered that the one speaking was a sub-beastman dressed in a white coat, clearly a medical worker on the spaceship.
　　
He was in charge of maintenance, and medical personnel were not under his control. He could not deal with others, but his military rank was higher than that of the other party.
　　
Looking at the sub-beastman, Gary said with a frown, "Don't you know that you have to salute when you see a senior officer? Are you so ignorant?"
　　
In places like dining halls, it had always been the default that you did not need to salute when you see a senior officer, but since Gary raised this issue, the man had to salute and bear the previous accusation of being "ignorant".
　　
The sub-beastman was obviously unwilling, and his eyes were red.
　　
"Sorry, Major, he’s not from the maintenance department, so he didn't recognize you." A sub-beastman next to him suddenly said.
　　
Gary looked over towards that sub-beastman and suddenly found that the talking sub-beastman was actually Emir, whom Will had told him to be careful of.
　　
Emir was a pretty sub-beastman. Although Gary looked pretty good and had good skin as well, he could not compare with Emir after all. Gary frowned when he saw Emir standing with the sub-beastman who had criticized him.
　　
There had to be a relationship between these two people. In this case . . . for what purpose did Emir dare to come and provoke him?
　　
Gary was not a person who thought too much, but he was born in the imperial family and had received imperial education from an early age, so he was not as bad as his mother, whom was such a silly and sweet innocent.
　　
With such a deep thought, Gary’s heart suddenly "thudded", and he had a bad premonition.
　　
"Aren't you supposed to work at the bottom floor? How did you come up?" Gary turned his gaze to Emir. The spaceship was very large; each floor housed thousands of people and had different dining halls. People who worked on the bottom floor had no reason to appear here.
　　
"I had a job transfer." Emir glanced at Gary and lowered his head in fear. "I'm sorry, Major."
　　
"You’re still in the maintenance department, right?" Gary ignored his apology.
　　
"Yes, that’s right." Emir said.
　　
"There’s no one to clean the waste cabin. You’ll go there and sort all the parts into different categories starting from tomorrow." Gary directly ordered. The spaceship's waste cabin was a place on the spaceship to store various worn or damaged parts. There were many parts there, and it was very dirty and disordered. Making a sub-beastman tidy up that place was him deliberately making things difficult.
　　
He did not know for what purpose Emir moved up, but it was definitely ill-intentioned. Naturally, he had to get rid of him quickly.
　　
"Major, you can't be like this. I'm a maintenance engineer, not an army orderly." Emir looked at Gary with some horror. "You don’t comply with the rules by doing this."
　　
"This maintenance engineer," Gary looked over, "Before you entered the Corps, hasn’t anyone told you that you must listen and obey the senior officers’ orders?”
　　
Emir's face turned crimson, and at this moment, a beastman officer came over hurriedly from outside. Carrying the lieutenant colonel’s insignia and looking handsome, he was Gary's boyfriend Green.
　　
"Gary, what happened?" Green took off his cap and turned his gaze to Gary, while stealing a glance at Emir out of the corner of his eyes.
　　
"Someone is disobedient, so I arrange a little work for him." Gary said. He clearly saw Emir and the sub-beastman next to him breathe a sigh of relief. This . . . .
　　
"Lieutenant Colonel Green, Major Gary ordered me to sort out the discarded parts . . . . That should be done by the cleaning robots.” Emir looked at Green with some grievances.
　　
"Lieutenant Colonel Green, Major Gary is targeting us!" Emir's friend also spoke.
　　
Gary's face sank as he turned his gaze to Green.
　　
"Gary, don't make things difficult for the sub-beastmen." Green frowned, looking full of disapproval. "We’re beastmen; be a little magnanimous."
　　
Gary did not speak, and Green asked again, "Why’re you targeting them?"
　　
"I also want to ask you. You never came to manage the affairs in my maintenance department before, why’re you helping this sub-beastman talk now?" Gary stared directly at Green with a cold expression. "Also, didn’t you say that you had no time to accompany me for a meal? Why did you come now? And why did you immediately decide that I’m targeting them once you came up?"
　　
"Gary, don't be like this." The expression on Green's face showed a little guilty conscience towards Gary.
　　
This time, even Gary’s heart sank too.
　　
"This is an order. If you’re not willing to listen, please leave the maintenance department then." Gary stared directly at Emir and then turned to face Green. "Green, you’ll give me an explanation!"
　　
It was obvious that there was something between these two men before him. So Green had a hand in Emir’s job transfer? No wonder Green suddenly began to give him presents recently. Was it actually because he had a guilty conscience?
　　
Gary only felt a surge of anger rising from the bottom of his heart, but he still restrained himself in the end and did not make any embarrassing action in a public place with numerous people.
　　
Maybe . . . Green had some secret troubles?
　　
"What explanation do you want? You’re a beastman clinging to another beastman. It's truly shameless!" The medical worker dressed in a white coat who had criticized Gary of being shameless once again condemned Gary of being "shameless".
　　
"Major Gary, you're a beastman. It's too much to bully a sub-beastman. You're not worthy of being a beastman at all." Green's aide-de-camp also stood up and looked at Gary with disapproval across his whole face.
　　
"Gary, don't entangle Lieutenant Colonel Green anymore. Lieutenant Colonel Green won’t be with you, a beastman!" Another man appeared from behind Green.
　　
Gary knew that a good deal of people around Green did not like him and wished for Green to marry a sub-beastman and live a normal life. However, he was still rather unacceptable to be criticized by someone all of a sudden.
　　
"Shut up!" Green said to his aide-de-camp. He looked at Gary with hesitation across his whole face and finally said, "Gary, shall we talk?"
　　
"Let’s go." Gary turned round and walked. As a result, he just took a step, and Emir's startled shout came from behind him.
　　
His footstep halted, and he turned his head, only to see Green looking at Emir worriedly.
　　
"Emir, what's wrong with you?" His companion was quite anxious.
　　
"My stomach hurts, Green. I feel very painful." Emir stated, brows wrinkling.
　　
Gary could see at a glance that Emir was pretending, but . . . seeing Green's worried expression, his heart really felt like being stabbed ruthlessly by someone.
　　
Green was the man he liked, and he had only ever loved this one man in all his life. Yet now, only that sub-beastman remained in this man's eyes!
　　
He did not know how this happened!
　　
Gary turned round and walked away, and he did not care about the people behind him anymore. He walked very fast and did not even heed Will's cry after him.
　　
There were a lot of problems between him and Green. He should have thought of it before. He could not see through it because he had been blinded by love.
　　
Many of Green's friends did not like him, but Green only let him try not to be in contact with his friends as much as possible and had never thought of changing his friends' views.
　　
Green's family had been opposed to their relationship from the beginning. Green also only let him wait and had never made a stand and fight.
　　
Furthermore, the beast bead . . . . After two beastmen chose to stay together forever, they would usually give each other their beast beads to convey their determination. Among his uncles, there were some couples who were both beastmen, and they had exchanged beast beads long ago.
　　
He had no beast bead and could not exchange with Green, so he had no other choice but to not mention this matter. Green had never mentioned it either from beginning to end.
　　
He had thought before that if Green took the initiative to propose exchanging beast beads, he would tell Green his own identity as well as his physical condition, yet Green had never mentioned this.
　　
Because he had concealed his identity, although Green had many shortcomings, he accepted Green completely and even felt a little guilty toward him. Now though . . . .
　　
Clenching his fists tight, Gary's face was very ugly.
　　
After sitting in the room alone for a long time, his communication device suddenly rang with a message from Green, asking him to open the door.
　　
Momentarily silent, Gary then stood up and opened the door. He would give Green a chance to explain, and after that . . . they would probably break up?
　　
"Gary, I’ve nothing to do with Emir." Green immediately said as soon as he entered the door.
　　
"Why did you help him just now?" Gary asked.
　　
"I just think it's not nice of you to bully a sub-beastman. Gary, you’re a beastman after all . . ."
　　
"I don't want to listen to these, and you also don't need to say these to fool me."
　　
Green was silent and finally said, "Gary, I love you, but my parents don't allow me to be with a beastman. Gary, be more understanding toward me . . ."
　　
"How do you want me to be more understanding?" Gary asked in reply, his heart having long been thoroughly disappointed.
　　
"Gary, we can be together secretly . . ."
　　
"Get lost!" Gary slapped Green on the face. He did not expect that Green would actually say such words.
　　
"Gary . . ." Green endured the powerful slap. He was just about to say something, and their spaceship suddenly shook violently.

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A Guide to - 111

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111. His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Who Eats Hamster


Edgar was very busy after he ascended the throne, managing the business, dealing with the Imperial Fleet, and doing various activities of the imperial family. He was so busy his feet did not even touch the ground, and he practically had no time to spend with Shu Shu during the day.

Shu Shu was also busy for a while but soon became free. The hospital was usually only busy for half a day, and the two children were raised by Chris and Ian . . . . He had nothing to do and began to miss Edgar, always wanting to accompany Edgar.
　　
But in that case, it was not good for Edgar to work overtime reading documents while he sat beside him or slept soundly, right? How bad would it look if others saw it, ah? They would definitely think that the empress had no manners and no ability . . . .
　　
Shu Shu racked his brains and finally thought of a good way, that was to turn into a little hamster and hide in Edgar's pocket to accompany Edgar.
　　
His former owner loved to be accompanied by him like this, so Edgar had to like it too. If he dared to not like it . . . humph!
　　
Edgar read the documents, and Shu Shu ate in his pocket. Edgar worked overtime, and Shu Shu slept in his pocket. Edgar held a meeting, and Shu Shu crawled into Edgar's clothes and licked Edgar's belly . . . .
　　
Well, he did not get down to business, but it was not bad for him to do so. Not only was his relationship with Edgar not affected because Edgar was too busy, it was even better.
　　
After a long time, he also realized the benefits of doing this.
　　
After turning into a little hamster, he no longer had to walk by himself, and he could always be with Edgar at any time. He could eat anytime and anywhere without having to pay particular attention to etiquette or worry about being gossiped that the empress had no bearing.
　　
Everyone's demand for the empress was still very high. Although they felt that he, the empress, was great, they would occasionally pick at him, such as saying that he had no taste in clothes and so on. However, as a little hamster, even if someone did not like him, there was absolutely no one who would criticize him. Even if he had no image, people would not bother about a little hamster.
　　
He scratched an obnoxious official last time, and others could only watch him helplessly. If it was replaced by the empress hitting someone . . . wouldn’t it break the headlines?
　　
Shu Shu was becoming more and more fond of turning into a little hamster to go out with Edgar instead of going out with Edgar as the empress.
　　
As a result, Shu Shu was inevitably exposed, and the people of the entire Beastman Empire knew one thing—His Imperial Majesty the Emperor kept a hamster as a pet.
　　
"His Imperial Majesty is really nice and kind. He actually keeps a pet, ah!"
　　
"The picture of His Imperial Majesty carrying a little hamster looks very lovely!"
　　
"His Imperial Majesty’s expression when looking at the little hamster is also very gentle and soft!"
　　
"His Imperial Majesty goes out with a little hamster all day long without the empress. Is he not afraid of the empress feeling jealous?"
　　
. . . . . .
　
Humph, I’m not jealous at all since that’s me, ah! Reading the comments online, Shu Shu was joyfully satisfied and went to browse through his beautiful photos on the star network.
　　
He was definitely the best-looking little hamster in this world!
　　
On the star network, people commented on the photos of His Imperial Majesty the Emperor carrying a little hamster, and these comments were basically positive.
　　
"The people now like to watch those big figures show their children and pets. Many politicians will even deliberately release photos of themselves interacting harmoniously with animals to show that they love animals . . . . You can go out with me more in the future." Edgar, seeing the evaluation on the star network, turned to face Shu Shu with a smile.
　　
He hoped that Shu Shu would always follow him.
　　
"You’re not afraid of causing any problem at that time?" Shu Shu asked.
　　
"Causing what problem?" Edgar replied, smiling. He only kept a little hamster, that’s all . . . .
　　
Edgar was very confident and thought that going everywhere with Shu Shu would absolutely not lead to any problem. But unexpectedly, he was proven wrong after a few days.
　　
In the capital star, there was a very famous restaurant called Sky Restaurant. This restaurant was built in mid-air. The guests sat in separate suspended cabins floating in mid-air to dine, while the waiters stepped on a one meter-width floating device to serve the guests.
　　
There were a lot of special dishes there, and they were not for to go. Shu Shu had long drooled over them and wanted to try them. This time, he and Edgar attended a banquet nearby. They could not eat their fill at the banquet, so they went to that Sky Restaurant to eat.
　　
Yeah, from beginning to end, he was in the form of a hamster, and he also didn’t change back when eating.
　　
After eating, Shu Shu got into Edgar's clothes and went to sleep. Edgar carried him home as usual.
　　
For Edgar and Shu Shu, this day was no different than usual; everything was very normal. But the next day, something went wrong.
　　
A photo suddenly appeared on the star network, and this photo caused a "sensation".
　　
The photo that appeared on the star network was a photo of Edgar and Shu Shu, whom had turned into a hamster, eating together, which was taken by someone at Sky Restaurant.
　　
Edgar was photographed eating with a little hamster. This was originally not a big deal, but . . . the timing of this photo was too clever.
　　
In the photo, Edgar sat at the dinner table. He was leaning down toward the little hamster and kissing it, while the little hamster was lying on Edgar's plate, facing upward with its eyes tightly closed and its tiny mouth waiting for a kiss.
　　
If Shu Shu had not turned into a hamster at that time, it was definitely a very beautiful kissing picture, but Shu Shu was a hamster at that time.
　　
This scene . . . .
　　
What did His Imperial Majesty the Emperor think he was doing? Why would he kiss a hamster? He actually . . . molested a hamster!?
　　
As soon as the netizens saw this photo, their imaginations went wild.
　　
"What did His Imperial Majesty think he was doing? Molesting a hamster?"
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty, how could you be like this? Are you worthy of the empress?"
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty, you actually did such a crazy thing to a hamster! I finally saw beyond your facade!"
　　
"Isn't it just a public display of affection? Who’s afraid of who, ah! I also have hamsters! I kiss, I kiss, I kiss kiss kiss!"
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Of course, there were occasionally some relatively normal comments.
　　
"His Imperial Majesty looks so caring. I didn't expect him to have such a gentle side."
　　
"The little hamster is so cute, ah!"
　　
"I suddenly want to keep a little hamster too!"
　　
. . . . . .
　
However, there were too few comments like this, and most people were making fun of this photo.
　　
Under Shu Shu's social account, a big wave of comments suddenly sprung up.
　　
"Empress, don’t cry, stand up and fight."
　　
"Empress, rest assured, even if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor shifts his affection to a little hamster, I still love you."
　　
"Empress, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor has an affair with a little hamster. Are you going to beat him up?"
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Looking at these comments, Shu Shu did not know whether to laugh or cry.
　　
It was only a photo taken secretly by someone, that’s all. How did it suddenly become a mess?
　　
"Edgar, what should we do now?" Shu Shu turned to face Edgar with a mixed up feeling.
　　
"Just ignore them; it’ll be fine after a while." Edgar said.
　　
Shu Shu agreed.
　　
However, after a period of time, the incident did not subside and intensified instead.
　　
"You all have misinterpreted what you saw. Where was His Imperial Majesty the Emperor molesting the little hamster? He’s going to eat the little hamster, ah!"
　　
"The poor little hamster was put on the plate, just waiting for someone to taste it!"
　　
"I heard that snakes love to eat mice, and His Imperial Majesty the Emperor is a snake-type beastman. I guess he likes to eat hamsters."
　　
"I’ll try to analyze it from the psychological angle. It’s likely that His Imperial Majesty the Emperor was often teased by his parents using little hamsters in his childhood, so now he’ll eat hamsters."
　　
" Ha ha ha ha ha! "
　　
" Poor His Imperial Majesty . . ."
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Edgar: ". . ." Hello, was this really amusing?
　　
Shu Shu looked at the photo and then looked at Edgar again. He decided that he would never stay on a plate again in the future.
　　
After being said so by them, this picture looked so scary, ah.
　　
Many netizens were discussing this photo, while others had made it into emoticon packs with various matching texts.
　　
There were all kinds of things like "Don't move, I'm going to kiss you" and "Stay on the plate obediently and let me eat you".
　　
For a time, the star network of the Beastman Empire was full of pictures of Edgar kissing a hamster.
　　
His Imperial Majesty the Emperor's little hamster was very popular.
　　
The people outside looked at the photo and only laughed out loud, thinking that Edgar turned out to not be as cold and stiff as his outward appearance and actually loved animals. However, Ian and Chris knew that the little hamster was Shu Shu.
　　
"You still have to be more restrained in the future. Don't be so lovey-dovey outside . . ." Ian looked at his son with a tangled feeling. "I don't want someone on the star network one day saying that my son is a zoophile . . ."
　　
Edgar: ". . .”
　　
Fred approached Shu Shu, “Mother, I want to kiss you too! ”
　　
“You’re already this big, no kissing. If you want to kiss, go kiss your wife.” Shu Shu refused without the slightest hesitation.
　　
Fred began to miss his wife.
　　
As for Gary . . . . He hugged Shu Shu's legs. "Mother, I want to go there to eat too!"
　　
The event ended with Edgar taking Shu Shu and the children to eat at Sky Restaurant again.
　　
This time, Sky Restaurant did not charge Edgar. The last time Edgar ate at their restaurant, he was photographed secretly. How could they have the nerve to charge him now?
　　
And that night . . . .
　　
Edgar grabbed Shu Shu and threw him onto the quilt.
　　
"Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!" Shu Shu cried out, deliberately showing a shocked expression.
　　
"Eat hamster." Edgar said. Eating the front and the back, he was going to savor the taste of his little hamster.
　　
After a long time, the princess of the Kamira Empire came to the Beastman Empire and went online to search for information related to Emperor Edgar in order to have better communication.
　　
"Princess, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor of the Beastman Empire seems to like to eat one type of small animal called hamster!" A male, holding a photo, reported to Elena.
　　
"Let me see . . . . What’s delicious about such a small and hairy thing . . ." Elena pouted and then noticed Edgar's appearance. "He looks very good, ah. I want to have sex with him!”
　　
“Princess, saying having sex is inappropriate. We had better be a little reserved.”
　　
“What must I say then?”
　　
“Just say . . . spending a night together?”
　　
Thus, after Princess Elena saw His Imperial Majesty the Emperor of the Beastman Empire, she asked, "I wonder if I have the honor to spend a night together with Your Majesty?"
　　
After being rejected, she tried to talk to Edgar again. Pointing at the  little animal in Edgar's pocket, which she forgot what to call, she said, "What’s this? Are you bringing a late-night snack?"

TL's note: I'm taking a break before continuing to Gary's story. Next chapter will be posted on May 30th, and the subsequent chapters will be on the 10th, 20th, and 30th each month (because those chapters are long!).

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110. A Menacing Rival in Love, End


Elena was very confident and felt that Edgar would definitely agree.

However, because she had grown up in the Kamira Empire for her whole life, she actually didn’t know what the beastmen really wanted . . . .
　　
She thought she knew the Beastman Empire very well, but in fact, she did not know anything about it.
　　
At least, no beastmen in the Beastman Empire would want to have more than a dozen children at a time.
　　
Beastmen generally loved children, but a dozen or so at a time . . . . If you really had so many children all at once, how could you take care of them? In the long run, you might not even earn enough money for the children to receive a better education.
　　
Seeing Elena looking full of confidence, the netizens were all silent.
　　
"Although I want to have children very much, but so many at a time . . . . Well, better forget about it."
　　
"Ha ha ha ha . . . . If the imperial family suddenly has so many children, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor will be depressed to death, right?"
　　
"I’m suddenly a little eager to see it happen? If the imperial family has so many children, they definitely won’t be the richest family in the empire anymore!"
　　
"Upstairs, you think too simple. Don't forget the empress. His money-making ability is great. Even if he has a hundred children, he can make all these children become billionaires if he wishes. "
　　
"The empress can make money +1. How come I can’t meet such a good sub-beastman? Although I’m also a sub-beastman, I don't mind marrying him, ah!"
　　
"Hey, what’re you thinking, ah?! The empress is my idol. Let me tell you, if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor really strays, I’ll support the empress to divorce him!"
　　
. . . . . .

"Edgar, if you dare to strays, I’ll divorce you." Shu Shu said to Edgar, putting down the tablet in his hand with a “bang”.
　　
Edgar's face was as black as the bottom of a pan. Shu Shu was truly capable, ah. He actually still dared to open his mouth to shout divorce after saying that he liked Elena.
　　
"Why’re you looking at me? Let me tell you, you’re not allowed to touch others!" Shu Shu, brandishing his fists, yelled. He felt very irritable as long as he thought that Edgar might be together with others.
　　
Edgar, seeing Shu Shu’s appearance, immediately lost his anger and even wanted to laugh a little. "All right."
　　
"You’re absolutely not allowed to have children with others!" Shu Shu said again.
　　
"I certainly won’t." Edgar took Shu Shu's hand, "But in that case, would you like to give me another child?"
　　
Shu Shu thought for a while, feeling tangled, and then said, "It's not impossible . . ."
　　
"Okay, it’s enough for me to have Fred and Gary. I don’t want any more people coming between us.” Edgar, seeing Shu Shu take the matter seriously, hurriedly stated.
　　
Two children were enough. He totally didn't want to have another one. As for dozens . . . . Even if it was Shu Shu who gave birth to them, he felt his scalp become numb just thinking about it.
　　
Even if he liked such a little hamster like Gary, a dozen or so would only make him worried of not being able to take care of them, ah!
　　
"In fact, having a bunch of children isn’t a bad thing . . ." Shu Shu suddenly said. "Anyway, what's with her being so proud of herself for giving birth to dozens, ah! In our original place, hamsters like me are particularly capable of having children. We can have two litters in a month, and there’re several babies in every litter. If I weren’t with you, I’d go find a female hamster, and then having dozens of babies each year is a cinch.”
　　
Edgar: “. . .” So he had lowered Shu Shu’s birth rate?
　　
"But I like you the most, and I don't want them to give me children." Shu Shu added. He still understood thoroughly how to please people.
　　
Edgar kissed Shu Shu's forehead and then kissed Shu Shu's lips . . . .
　　
The two of them no longer had time to manage things on the star network, nor did they know that Elena was currently being depressed.
　　
Elena did a live broadcast on the star network, hoping to gain the support of the common people of the Beastman Empire, but clearly, she had failed.
　　
"Why’s the emperor of the Beastman Empire unwilling to have children with me?" Elena looked at her male kin who came with her to the Beastman Empire in puzzlement.
　　
"Princess, the beastmen of the Beastman Empire have a strange aesthetic conception. They all like males." A male of the Kamira Empire stated.
　　
"What's so good about tough men when my tentacles are so soft and lovely?" Elena was very depressed.
　　
"Of course there isn’t anything good! Princess, your tentacles are the most perfect." That male immediately replied. He also felt that there was a problem with people of the Beastman Empire. They actually didn't like beautiful females . . . . Heaven knew how he wanted to find a female mistress yet still couldn’t find one!
　　
"Alas . . ." Elena sighed. "If only I can capture His Imperial Majesty’s genes, my offspring will definitely be able to evolve. In that case, our Kamira will become very, very powerful . . . . Do you have any way that can let me have sex with His Imperial Majesty?"
　　
Several males looked at each other in dismay, and they all couldn't think of a way. If His Imperial Majesty was not very strong, they could kidnap him home, but since he was too strong . . . .
　　
"Otherwise, we start with the empress?" A male suddenly said.
　　
"How do I start?" Elena asked, puzzled.
　　
"Princess, your tentacles can bring supreme pleasure to people. Once the empress tries them, he’ll surely get addicted to them. In that case, maybe the emperor of the Beastman Empire will be willing to be with you."
　　
"Indeed . . ." Elena nodded. The tentacles of Kamira’s females were magical. After people of other races in the interstellar touched those tentacles, they all would get addicted to them and become their slaves. As long as the empress experienced the feeling of being surrounded by tentacles and she also secreted some liquid that only Kamira's females possessed . . .  she believed that the empress would definitely be enchanted by her . . . . Once the empress was settled, there were many ways to deal with the emperor.
　　
Elena connected to the star network and began to check the empress of the Beastman Empire online as a precaution.
　　
"What a cute male! I can't wait to caress him!" Seeing the photos on the star network, Elena was rather excited, but soon, she showed a disappointed expression again. "It’s a pity that he seems to be very weak. It’s certainly impossible for him to make me pregnant. "
　　
Shouldn’t the sub-beastman be female? A male on the side was somewhat confused, but he soon stopped worrying about it. The sub-beastmen and the beastmen looked almost the same, and they all looked like they were indeed males.
　　
Shu Shu did not know at all that he was being targeted.
　　
In order to avoid trouble, Edgar chose to work at home these days. Even if he had to hold a meeting, he called people home. But Shu Shu went to the hospital as usual after two days of rest.
　　
However, as soon as he arrived at the hospital and got down from the aircraft, he was stopped by some people, and it was Elena who stopped him.
　　
This was the rival in love who tried to destroy his marriage with Edgar, ah! Although Shu Shu liked Elena's appearance very much, when he really saw Elena, he had completely forgotten this bit. On the contrary, his eyes were full of vigilance, looking like he would rush out to scratch her at any time.
　　
"Really cute." Elena said it again and then walked towards Shu Shu.
　　
"What do you think you’re doing?" Shu Shu put his hands on his hips and turned his gaze toward Elena. "Let me tell you, I’ll never let you give Edgar children! Edgar is mine!"
　　
"I won’t give him children. How about I give you children?” Elena faced Shu Shu with a smile and began to release an enticing scent specific to the females of Kamira, and her entire person became ten thousand kinds of temptations . . . .
　　
Looking at Elena's appearance, Shu Shu was in a trance. He did not know why he suddenly thought that the woman in front of him was very attractive . . . . This was wrong, ah! How could he think a woman with tentacles attractive?
　　
Obviously, this woman should be doing something nasty!
　　
Shu Shu felt that something was wrong. After circulating his spiritual power, he was finally clear-headed and then found that Elena's tentacles had actually reached out towards himself . . . .
　　
"!!!" Was this woman real? She really wanted to give him children!? Shu Shu was terrified; he turned around and immediately ran away. "Don't come over! I don't want you to give me children!" It was already hard for him to accept having the little snake. If a group of little octopuses ran out . . . . He totally didn’t want it!
　
"Don't run, ah. Don't you like me?" Elena lifted her skirt up, and her tentacles moved quickly, chasing after him.
　　
"I definitely don't like you!" Shu Shu ran faster and faster.
　　
"But I like you very much, ah." Elena pursued closely, unwilling to let go of Shu Shu.
　　
The two ran around Shu Shu's hospital just like that.
　　
At first, Elena did not take Shu Shu seriously at all. She had learned about the sub-beastmen and had no interest in them after knowing that they were one kind of living creatures who were much weaker than Kamira's males. Now though . . . .
　　
This sub-beastman actually ran faster than her?!
　　
Her running speed was very fast, and there were very few people in the Kamira Empire who could catch up with her. Yet now, a sub-beastman actually ran faster than her . . . . Something was amiss here!
　　
"Stop him!" Elena shouted at her communication device. Shortly, an aircraft appeared in front of Shu Shu, and several Kamira’s males jumped down from it.
　　
Shu Shu's eyes widened, and he was a little scared. He had already called for help, but the rescuers certainly wouldn’t arrive so fast. Now . . . .
　　
Gritting his teeth, Shu Shu covered his whole body with spiritual power to prevent his genes from being captured. Then he extended both hands and grew his fingernails . . . .
　　
I scratch, I scratch, I scratch, scratch, scratch!
　　
Facing Elena, Shu Shu used his famed ultimate skill as a hamster.
　　
A pair of brandished hands moving so fast they left a residual image attacked Elena. Elena blocked it with her hand, and four bloody marks were immediately scored on her hand. She cried out in surprise and extended a tentacle to block Shu Shu’s attack. Shu Shu then began to scratch her tentacle fiercely.
　　
Her tentacles were very soft, but even a sharp knife could not cut her skin. Yet now . . . her tentacle was quickly shredded into bloody marks by Shu Shu, becoming badly mangled.
　　
When one of her tentacles was cut off by Edgar before, it really hurt. But being scratched like this by Shu Shu hurt more than being cut off directly by someone!
　　
The tentacles were very important for females. The more tentacles, the stronger the strength. Therefore, although the tentacles could regrow after being cut off, the females were still reluctant to let them hurt. From the start, Elena did not intend to fight with Shu Shu for life and death, so she hurriedly retreated now. "Stop hitting, stop hitting!"
　　
Shu Shu at once stopped his hands. "How was it? Afraid? Let me tell you, I’m also very powerful. You had better not hit on my man!" After getting scratched like this by him, he did not believe that Elena still dared to covet his man!
　　
"I won't hit on your man!" Elena stated without the slightest hesitation and then looked at Shu Shu with adoration across her whole face. "I want to give you children. Do you want to have children with me?"
　　
"I don’t want to!” Shu Shu took a step back.
　　
"It feels great. Try it, OK! I guarantee that once you try it, you’ll want to try it again."
　　
"I definitely don't want to!"
　　
"Why don’t you want to? Don't you want children?"
　　
"Who wants so many children, ah? I won’t be able to raise them!" Shu Shu promptly refused.
　　
"You don't need to raise them, ah! After you have children with me, you don't need to raise them! We can hand them over to others, and I promise they won't trouble you at all." Elena repeatedly promised. "You can rest assured that our Kamira males are happy to help others raise children!"
　　
Edgar, who was rushing over, happened to see this scene. ". . ." Didn't this princess like him? Why did she also stare at Shu Shu?
　　
"You’re very strong, not weaker than Edgar at all. I like you very much. You say yes to me, OK!" Elena said again. Shu Shu was also very strong and seemed easier to talk with, so she changed her target.
　　
Edgar kicked Elena out with one foot and carried Shu Shu away.
　　
They had to be far away from this alien princess!
　　
After Shu Shu was taken away by Edgar, Elena confessed in public again, but the object of her confession changed, from the emperor of the Beastman Empire to the empress of the Beastman Empire.
　　
Common people of the Beastman Empire: What’s this all about? She has just confessed to the emperor and immediately confessed to the empress. She’s playing with us, right?
　　
Because of feeling played with, some reporters could not help but run to interview Elena, asking Elena with no trace of politeness. "Her Highness Princess of Kamira, are you allowed to casually look for people to have children with? Could it be that you’ve already given birth to a bunch of children?”
　　
This reporter was being sarcastic when he asked, but Elena did not hear it at all and nodded instead. “That’s right, as long as they’re strong enough, anyone can have children with me! As for me having already had a lot of children . . . how do you know?"
　　
Elena looked very curious, but the reporter was already stupid.
　　
Elena did not care about him and confessed again, "Empress, I’ve already given birth three times and have fifty-two children. I’m very experienced. If you want children, you must remember to look for me, ah!"
　　
Fifty-two?!
　　
The netizens were dumbfounded.
　　
"Oh my god, I can't give birth to so many children in my lifetime!”
　　
"Even if I can give birth to so many, I can’t raise them, ah! Children cost a lot of money, ah!"
　　
"I used to think she’s going to be the other woman, but now it seems that I’ve really blamed her wrongly. Her living environment is really different from ours . . ."
　　
. . . . . .

"It's only fifty-two. What's the big deal?!" Shu Shu snorted. He gave birth very quickly, and he could give birth to seven or eight babies a year. If he lived for several hundred millennia . . . .
　　
Shu Shu excitedly calculated it with Edgar.
　　
Edgar . . . he suddenly wanted to undergo sterilization.
　　
Elena had confessed to Edgar before, but no one said anything because everyone was waiting to see Edgar's joke. Yet when she confessed to Shu Shu . . . .
　　
Who was Shu Shu? He was the most powerful doctor in the Beastman Empire! Not only could he treat any disease, he could also give people a longer life, making old men who were about to die of organ failure live a few more years.
　　
They were all waiting for Shu Shu to take care of their health. They certainly couldn’t let others steal such a doctor!
　　
All the rich and the politicians in the Beastman Empire did not let her get away with it.
　　
The netizens of the Beastman Empire suddenly began to crusade against Elena, stressing that Shu Shu belonged to the Beastman Empire.
　　
"The empress belongs to the Beastman Empire. Kamira people quickly go somewhere else!"
　　
"The empress is His Imperial Majesty the Emperor’s. Others aren’t allowed to covet him!"
　　
"The empress is mine! Kamira people, you don’t even think about robbing him!"
　　
. . . . . .

Elena remained puzzled even after pondering over it a hundred times. What the hell were wrong with the people of the Beastman Empire, ah? Wasn't it just having children? Why were they so uncooperative? She was willing to raise the children herself, ah! They also didn’t have to pay anything!
　　
Until a few days later when Elena was packed into a spaceship and sent away, she still failed to understand while thinking that it was really a pity.
　　
Two strong men, and she didn't even manage to tangle one. It truly made her very sad!
　　
With countless tentacles waving, Elena grabbed a Kamira male to comfort herself.
　　
The male looked very honored and buried himself directly into the tentacles, striving to make Elena pregnant . . . .
　　
On the other side, Shu Shu and Edgar found an adult movie to watch.
　　
"This movie is actually a tentacle trope! Quickly turn it off! I don't want to watch it. I have a shadow toward the tentacle trope." Shu Shu said with dissatisfaction. These projection equipment that could make people feel immersive were too horrible!
　　
Edgar silently changed the movie and took some condoms out.

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109. A Menacing Rival in Love, Part 4


Why was this thing in the news? Shu Shu, seeing the news headline, felt very depressed. Edgar was his; it was really infuriating that there was someone coveting him!

Wait, when Elena confessed to Edgar, it was at Beast Palace. The secrecy of Beast Palace had always been very good. How could this incident actually make headlines now?
　　
Shu Shu immediately clicked through to the news.
　　
After clicking through to the news, Shu Shu finally knew why the headline was written that way . . . . This Elena, she was really bold to show her love, ah! After leaving Beast Palace last night, she accepted some interviews from reporters of the Beastman Empire, and included among these was a live interview from the Imperial Central Broadcasting Station. Then . . . she confessed to Edgar in front of the whole empire, saying that she fell in love with the emperor of the Beastman Empire and wanted to give Edgar a child!
　　
Edgar had chopped off one of her legs, no, one of her tentacles; how could she still say that she wanted to give Edgar a child in front of so many people, ah?! Shu Shu glanced at Edgar sitting not far away, feeling very depressed.
　　
"What happened?" Edgar asked.
　　
"Isn’t it your peach blossom?!" Shu Shu stated indignantly. Then he went back to open his social account, intending to take a look at the comments.
　　
"Empress, what do you feel about this matter of someone coveting His Imperial Majesty the Emperor?"
　　
"Empress, you can rest assured that Your Imperial Majesty definitely won’t take a fancy to that strange-looking princess."
　　
"Empress, you can rest assured that even if Your Imperial Majesty takes a fancy to that strange-looking princess, he can’t have a child with her."
　　
"Empress, if Your Imperial Majesty cheats on you, you just marry me, OK!"
　　
"Empress, if Your Imperial Majesty cheats on you, I’ll marry you, OK!"
　　
. . . . . .

What the hell was all this, ah . . . . Going through the comments, Shu Shu was a bit speechless, but he did not take offense.
　　
It was very obvious that everyone felt Edgar would not take a fancy to that princess, and they all took this as a joke. Since it was the case, why would he take offense?
　　
Moreover, considering what it looked like last night, Elena would be like that because there was a problem with the social customs of the Kamira Empire. As long as Edgar was not willing, she also couldn't do anything, right?
　　
The more Shu Shu thought about it, the more he felt that he had been worrying too much. So he was no longer angry; on the contrary, he was somewhat entranced staring at Elena's picture.
　　
"What are you looking at?" Edgar had already learned the situation on the Internet, but he did not understand why Shu Shu would stare at Elena's picture in a daze.
　　
"This princess, if we don't look at her hair and the tentacles below, she actually looks pretty good. I like such looks." Shu Shu said. The more he talked, the more he felt that Elena was really pretty.
　　
Edgar: ". . ." It seemed that he still didn’t work hard enough last night. There were only a total of three condoms in that small box that Shu Shu grabbed, which were too few. He should look for a box of ten and use them all.
　　
Although Edgar wanted to do that very much, he only entertained the idea of it in the end. He had made appointments with several people yesterday, and now he had to go meet with them . . . .
　　
Edgar went to work, and Shu Shu ran back to the bedroom. But after wrapping himself with a quilt and laying down for a while, he abruptly got up and dragged wooden Edgar to the bed.
　　
He covered wooden Edgar with a quilt and then lay on top of it while gnawing on the exposed dummy's head and going online.
　　
Shu Shu read all the new posts from the gag accounts he followed. He also went to read the two topics of "What Unlucky Things Did You Encounter on Valentine's Day" and "How Did You Singles Celebrate Valentine's Day".
　　
"Ha ha ha ha those people are so unlucky!"
　　
"How capable, even thought of using this method to annoy the horrid ex-boyfriend!"
　　
Shu Shu was very happy reading all of it. After having fun, he got ready to fight in one shopping site after another.
　　
As a result, before he even opened the shopping site, he saw a push notification—"The Princess of Kamira will participate in a live interview; What’s New in the Empire welcomes your arrival."
　　
What's New in the Empire was a very famous live show. So . . . Elena intended to participate in this show?
　　
Shu Shu at once clicked the link. Many people of the Beastman Empire who saw the push notification also clicked it.
　　
Although it seemed impossible for His Imperial Majesty the Emperor to be with this alien princess, people still intended to take a look at the hustle and bustle in the spirit of gossip.
　　
The host of What’s New in the Empire show was a sub-beastman named Xi Qin, a dream lover of many beastmen and an idol of many sub-beastmen. After the live broadcast began, he first introduced himself as usual, and then Elena appeared on stage.
　　
Elena was wearing a huge and voluminous skirt like before, covering all her tentacles. She walked step by step and actually looked very graceful.
　　
"Her dress is so beautiful!"
　　
"This skirt looks really great."
　　
"Although it looks good, it's not practical. She won’t be able to go in if the door is smaller."
　　
"What's wrong with her chest? Is it swollen?"
　　
"I’m also curious about what happened to her chest. Kamira has always been very mysterious, and there’s not much information found about it on the star network. Previously, every time they came to the Beastman Empire, it’s always the males who came. "

. . . . . .

Various comments flashed quickly in the live room. Shu Shu, looking straight at those, smirked—these guys in the Beastman Empire were all country bumpkins and did not even know women . . . . However, that princess could not be considered as a woman.
　　
Xi Qin exchanged a few words of greeting with Elena and then looked at her with a smile. "Princess Elena, I heard that you expressed affection for Our Imperial Majesty the Emperor last night?"
　　
"Yes, that’s right." Elena admitted directly. "I like him very much and want to give him a child."
　　
"Do you know that Our Imperial Majesty the Emperor in fact already has a partner?" Xi Qin asked again.
　　
"I don't mind at all. I want children, not marriage." Elena stated with a smile.
　　
"However, the beastmen and sub-beastmen of our empire have always been loyal to marriage." Xi Qin said with a frown. The Beastman Empire had always been one-to-one pairing since ancient times until now because there was the beast bead as the fetters between the beastmen and the sub-beastmen. Even though there was no way to put an end to straying, there was no doubt that such behavior would be despised by everyone.
　　
It was exactly because of this that even though there were no shortage of outstanding sub-beastmen who originally liked Edgar, once Edgar got married, they all gave up without the slightest hesitation.
　　
Elena made it widely known that she wanted to give Edgar a child, and this behavior seemed to be somewhat immoral to Xi Qin. However, Elena was an alien, and the situation in her country was different from the situation in the Beastman Empire. Therefore, he actually did not oppose Elena and only explained the relationship between a beastman’s beast bead, a sub-beastman, and procreation, putting emphasis on the beast bead.
　　
"I know this." Elena said.
　　
"Since you know this, you should know that you can't give His Imperial Majesty the Emperor a child. Why would you still say that?" Xi Qin was puzzled. "Also, forgive me for talking bluntly, you and His Imperial Majesty the Emperor are different in race. Even if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor hasn’t given his beast bead to the empress, there’s racial segregation between you."
　　
"The sub-beastmen of your Beastman Empire suffer limitations in the matter of having children, but in our Kamira Empire, there’s absolutely no need to worry about this!" Elena was full of confidence. "The females of our Kamira Empire can combine a variety of genes to produce offspring. From the start, the racial segregation doesn’t exist, and having to eat the beast bead to have children is out of the question."
　　
Elena finished her brief speech, explaining her own situation as well as the situation in Kamira.
　　
For the females of the Kamira Empire, having children was a very simple matter. Their tentacles, by touching the males, could capture the other party's genes. As long as they were aroused and secreting follicles at the same time, they could become pregnant immediately.
　　
And when they captured genes, they could even capture them directly from the surface of the body.
　　
It could actually be done like this? Xi Qin was stunned. So to say, as long as the emperor somewhat touched this person's tentacles, he could make the other party pregnant?
　　
Xi Qin was stunned, and the netizens were also stunned. They all knew that aliens in many places could produce offspring without relying on beast beads. But by directly obtaining genes from the body surface of the males as well as being able to capture the genes from all males . . . .
　　
"This is too powerful!"
　　
"Don’t tell me that she’ll get pregnant just by getting touched?"
　　
"Oh my god!"
　　
. . . . . .
　
Shu Shu also froze. Edgar had met this woman yesterday; his genes would not have been captured, right? This . . . .
　　
"Of course, it’s not easy to make us aroused and secrete follicles." Elena said again, and her face suddenly turned red. "However, I think His Imperial Majesty the Emperor should easily make me aroused." Their way of making love in the Kamira Empire was completely different from that in the Beastman Empire.
　　
When they had sex, the female would cover the male’s entire body with her tentacles and then rub it incessantly . . . . By rubbing like this, both of them could get pleasure regardless of race. Also, the stronger the males were, the easier it was for the females to be aroused. If the males were weak . . . sorry, the females would absolutely not be interested in them.
　　
She initially proposed to spend a wonderful night with Edgar only thinking of wrapping Edgar up and rubbing him once, but now she had changed her mind. How was it enough just rubbing him once? She also wanted to capture the genes from Edgar’s body and give birth to his children.
　　
"I think His Imperial Majesty might not agree." Xi Qin frowned.
　　
"This isn’t necessarily true." Elena suddenly said, "Do you know the ratio of females to males in our Kamira Empire?"
　　
Xi Qin really didn't know. The Kamira Empire and the Beastman Empire were trading partners, and the contacts between the two sides were not small. However, the ones who showed up from the Kamira Empire had always been males, and they also didn’t like to talk. People of the Beastman Empire who went to the Kamira Empire, as often as not, could only see the males. So, although the Beastman Empire knew about the Kamira Empire to some extent, they did not know much.
　　
"In our Kamira, there’s only one female among one hundred people." Elena said. There were fewer sub-beastmen than beastmen in the Beastman Empire, but in any case, the amount was 80% of the beastmen. The Kamira Empire was different though, so females were particularly precious there.
　　
"The ratio is actually so small? Then your procreation . . ." The sub-beastman was shocked. There were so few females who could give birth to children, how would they produce offspring?
　　
"We can give birth to at least ten, usually dozens, in one delivery." Elena said with a smile. "In addition, because I’m one of the leaders of the Kamira Empire, and your emperor is also very powerful, I believe that our children can certainly inherit my position or even do a better job!"
　　
Elena finished talking and looked at Xi Qin confidently.
　　
She had heard about the imperial family of the Beastman Empire, whom had very few children. She did not believe that Edgar would not be affected if he could have so many children at once. You should know that in Kamira, the biggest wish of those males was to let her give birth to their children.
　　
Not to mention that her children could also become the leaders of Kamira!

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108. A Menacing Rival in Love, Part 3


Staring at the creature before his eyes, whom he previously thought as a beautiful woman, Shu Shu felt cheated.

This was not a woman at all; this was a monster, ah! A tentacled monster to boot!
　　
Although he liked to eat grilled squid, this woman's writhing tentacles not only failed to arouse his appetite but also made him feel disgusted—those tentacles looked like snakes, which really made people disgusted!
　　
Shu Shu’s previous idea of wanting to touch the other person had long been thrown far away. At this moment, he only thought of hiding as far as possible, but unfortunately, the “beautiful woman” in front of him wanted to catch him—those tentacles actually wriggled towards him!
　　
Shu Shu hid inside Edgar's pocket and did not dare to stick his head out. Edgar was also angry—this so-called princess looked really disgusting to him, and she even turned on Shu Shu repeatedly!
　　
Edgar hit back.
　　
The fighting power of the Kamira Empire’s females was very strong, far more than the males’, and even on par with that of the Beastman Empire’s beastmen. However, those females were never his opponents.
　　
With Edgar’s current strength in the Jindan period, even if he did not turn into his beast form, he could easily clean up the Kamira Empire’s princess before him.
　　
But this female was a princess after all. He could clean her up, but he could not do too much . . . .  Edgar extended his feet one after another and kicked those tentacles that tried to approach him. Once those tentacles were hit by him, they would lose their fighting power and become flaccid.
　　
Edgar showed no quarter when he hit. In his opinion, the princess should stop and surrender immediately. Unexpectedly, the fact was completely different from what he thought.
　　
Elena was actually getting more and more excited, and she looked at Edgar like she was going to devour Edgar!
　　
The emotion showing in her eyes made Edgar feel very uncomfortable. Therefore, when another tentacle lashed towards him, Edgar condensed a blade out of his spiritual power and directly chopped off her tentacle!
　　
The chopped off tentacle fell to the side, still wriggling, and blue-colored blood spewed out from Elena's wound. And she finally couldn’t stop himself from crying out in surprise.
　　
Hearing Elena's startled shout, Shu Shu got out of Edgar's pocket, but after taking a glance, he immediately shrank back again.
　　
Space aliens were so awful, ah! He wanted to go home!
　　
The color of this princess’ blood was different from that of human beings. Not to mention that the chopped off tentacle was still moving, it also looked extremely horrible. Of course, the most frightening thing was not this.
　　
This woman's hair, that he previously thought was just very thick, was actually not hair but tentacles as well!
　　
Following Elena’s surprised cry, her "hair", which was loose and draped over her shoulders, raised up from the root and moved as in a dance, making some sub-beastmen who attended the banquet and did not know much about the people of the Kamira Empire could not help but cry out in alarm.
　　
Shu Shu, staying inside Edgar's pocket, shuddered with horror. Elena looked very much like Medusa who had a full head of snakes in the myths and legends of the earth, and he was the most afraid of such creatures.
　　
A full head of snakes, ah! This was definitely much more serious than Edgar with his serpentine beast form! What's more, this woman with a head full of tentacles still wanted to catch him . . . .
　　
Shu Shu could not help but stiffen up just imagining the picture of himself being wrapped round by tentacles.
　　
"Don't be afraid. It'll be okay." Edgar said in comfort. Feeling Shu Shu's fear, his cold and severe expression softened, and he also reached out to gently caress and stroke his jacket pocket.
　　
Elena saw Edgar's gentle expression, and the undulating tentacles on her head slowly calmed down. She let go of her skirt, turning a blind eye to her own tentacle that had been chopped down yet still wiggling, and actually smiled at Edgar and said, "You’re very strong, the strongest male I’ve ever met. I want to give birth to your baby!"
　　
Edgar had just placated Shu Shu, and upon hearing such words, his brows furrowed tightly.
　　
Didn’t all the females of the Kamira Empire value their tentacles greatly? He had chopped off this woman's tentacle, and she actually still wanted to give birth to his child?
　　
"I once vowed that I must give birth to a child of someone who’s stronger than me, and you’re the one who’s stronger than me!" The blue-colored blood was still flowing out from under Elena’s skirt, but Elena looked unconcerned and stared at Edgar expectantly instead.
　　
"Only my partner can give birth to my child." Edgar replied, turning around and leaving. If he continued to stay here, he felt like he would not be able to stop himself from wanting to chop off all the tentacles of this female before his eyes . . . .
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty of the Beastman Empire, I sincerely want to give birth to your baby. You think about it, okay!" Elena saw that Edgar was going to leave, so, lifting her skirt and wriggling her tentacles, she tried to catch up but was stopped by a diplomat of the Beastman Empire.
　　
This Princess of Kamira was so ludicrous; he definitely couldn’t let her chase after Your Imperial Majesty Edgar. It was for the good of Your Imperial Majesty as well as the princess in front of him.
　　
If she really provoked Your Imperial Majesty’s anger, maybe she was going to die. It did not matter if she died, but it would be bad if the diplomatic relations between the two countries were destroyed . . . . Even if the two countries actually didn’t have much contact because they were too far away from each other.
　　
In the end, Elena was still stopped, and Edgar took Shu Shu back to the imperial palace.
　　
As soon as Shu Shu returned to the imperial palace, he changed from a little hamster to a human. He waved his fists, and his face was full of indignation. "This princess is really disgusting! She actually wants to give birth to your child! Dream on!” Edgar was his, his! No matter who it was, they were not allowed to steal from him!
　　
"Don't worry, I’ll never have anything with her." Edgar said. He had no interest at all in such a grotesquely-shaped alien princess.
　　
"Of course you won't have anything with her. Your species is different." Shu Shu replied. He was very angry, but he did not think that Edgar would take a fancy to Elena . . . . Edgar liked him, and his aesthetic was still very good. How could he suddenly consider an octopus spirit?!
　　
"Yes." Edgar nodded. The species of both sides were different, and he also didn't know what that female from Kamira had been thinking to actually say that she wanted to give birth to his child . . . . Only by eating his beast bead was Shu Shu able to give birth to his children, and the children were the crystallization of their love.
　　
"But even so, you mustn’t go see her in the future!" Shu Shu said again. He was very stingy, and now he did not want Edgar to entertain that octopus spirit again!
　　
"Okay." Edgar nodded and kissed Shu Shu's forehead. "I’ve prepared a gift for you. Would you like to see it?"
　　
"What gift?" Shu Shu opened his eyes wide and looked at Edgar curiously, full of expectation. Edgar would give him a present every time there was a holiday. He wondered what Edgar would give him this time . . . .
　　
"You close your eyes first." Edgar said.
　　
Shu Shu immediately closed his eyes and waited until Edgar kissed him on the face before opening his eyes.
　　
As soon as Shu Shu opened his eyes, he saw . . . two Edgars?
　　
"This is a statue carved out of a very hard tree from a nearby planet. After I carved it myself, I colored it with edible paint." Edgar said with a smile.
　　
"What are you up to giving me this?" Shu Shu was puzzled.
　　
"Don't you always want to find something to grind your teeth? You should like this kind of wood then." Edgar said. Although this wood was hard, Shu Shu was still capable of biting it. Moreover, this wood was sweet and nutritious.
　　
"So, I'm going to gnaw 'you' into fragments?" Shu Shu asked.
　　
". . ." Edgar was silent. He found a piece of wood suitable for Shu Shu to grind his teeth, but he really couldn’t give a piece of plain wood for Valentine's Day gift, right? Because that was too perfunctory. And then he thought of carving something out of it . . . .
　　
He did not want Shu Shu to gnaw on something else, so he simply carved himself, thinking that it should be very romantic and interesting to see Shu Shu biting on him with his mouth. But now that Shu Shu said such words . . . .
　　
"Him" being bitten off bit by bit seemed really weird?
　　
"I'll start biting from the head, okay? So as not to make it look too horrible when only the head left for the final bite." Shu Shu said. He really liked the smell of this wood, and being able to gnaw on Edgar also seemed pretty great?
　　
Edgar: ". . ."
　　
"Edgar, I’ve prepared a gift for you too!" Shu Shu suddenly said.
　　
"What is it?" Edgar asked curiously. Shu Shu was not sensitive to holidays before, so he rarely received gifts.
　　
"It’s the ultra-thin condom I grabbed! This is the thinnest condom in the entire Beastman Empire! One costs a few hundred! I bought it for half the price because I was quick to grab it!" Shu Shu took out a box.
　　
Edgar: ". . ." Although he did not understand why Shu Shu had to grab it for half the price, he liked this gift.
　　
After throwing Shu Shu down, Edgar decided that he could not fail to live up to Shu Shu's expectations, and he had to make good use of Shu Shu's gift. Moreover, in order to express his love for this gift, he decided to use them all.
　　
The two people began to tumble on the bed . . . .
　　
On this Valentine's Day, although the movie watched was not good, and an incomprehensible alien princess came running in the middle, but overall, Edgar still had a very pleasant day. After all, Shu Shu’s gift really fitted his intention.
　　
However, he was in a good mood, yet Shu Shu seemed to be not . . . . When Edgar got up on the next day, he saw that Shu Shu had turned into a little hamster and was gnawing on wood-Edgar's nose. He at once knew that Shu Shu was absolutely unhappy.
　　
Shu Shu was indeed unhappy. He was tossed around for a long time last night. His waist was sore, his back ached, and his leg cramped, and only by gnawing on the dummy's nose would he vent his anger. However, seeing Edgar sit on the bed and laugh at him, he could not help but stare blankly at Edgar and then stupidly stopped the motion of grinding his teeth.
　　
"I’ll take you to eat?" Edgar asked.
　　
Shu Shu nodded automatically.
　　
Edgar picked up the little hamster and walked downstairs. Just after they went downstairs, the robot came with delicious food for them and even brought pajamas to Shu Shu.
　　
Shu Shu turned into a man, put on pajamas, and sat down at the dining table. Then he hurriedly took out his communication device and started to browse the star network. He had become a thoroughly net-addicted daemon these days. As long as he had free time, he would go online.
　　
Eating and going to the toilet were defined as free time by him.
　　
If it was Fred or Gary using the communication device to go online while eating, Edgar would definitely reprimand them, but when it was Shu Shu . . . . Edgar was reluctant to reprimand Shu Shu, so he simply turned a blind eye to it.
　　
Connected to the star network, Shu Shu first went to see his social account. After he opened it, he unexpectedly found that the unread comments there had actually reached a hundred million.
　　
How did that come about? He had not posted anything for a long time because there would be tons of people forwarding every time a post was published. Usually, even if some people came to see his previous posts and left comments to him, the amount was about ten thousand a day. How did it suddenly become a hundred million today?
　　
There were too many comments, so Shu Shu did not dare to read them. He simply closed his social account and went to read the news.
　　
There were so many comments appearing under his social account, so there had to be something big happening. And since it was something big, the news would definitely have the ins and outs of it.
　　
Speaking of this, he, the empress, only knew many matters concerning the imperial family after reading the news . . . .
　　
There were indeed the ins and outs of it in the news, and today's news headline was "The Princess of the Kamira Empire Boldly Showed Her Love to His Imperial Majesty the Emperor."

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107. A Menacing Rival in Love, Part 2


The reception of the Princess of Kamira was held at Beast Palace.

Beast Palace was originally part of the imperial palace. Naturally, it was a very majestic palace with a long history as well as unique political significance—the emperor of the Beastman Empire at that time announced the change of the autocratic monarchy to a constitutional monarchy and formed the parliament here, and the first appointed prime minister was also inaugurated here.
　　
Because of these reasons, the government of the Beastman Empire would often borrow this place from the imperial family to hold some activities. Elections and high-level inauguration ceremonies were all held here.
　　
The imperial family was short of people but had lots of money, and there was no shortage of houses for them to live in. This palace was basically not used, and later, it was simply donated . . . . So now, Beast Palace no longer belonged to the imperial family and had become a symbol of the Beastman Empire.
　　
The hall of Beast Palace was brightly lit, and even the nearby roads were bright like it was daylight. So when Edgar's aircraft stopped at the gate of Beast Palace, everyone looked over.
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty." People from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs approached Edgar's aircraft to greet Edgar.
　　
Edgar, however, did not go down immediately but looked at the hamster inside the paper cup filled with popcorn held in his hand. "Are you okay?"
　　
The hamster hummed and began to stuff the popcorn into his mouth at the fastest speed.
　　
Prior to this, Shu Shu turned into a hamster and jumped into a paper cup filled with popcorn. Afterwards, he fell in love with the feeling of lying down in the fragrant and sweet popcorn and wanted Edgar to bring the paper cup containing him to the Beast Palace so that he could eat popcorn while watching the alien princess.
　　
However, while Edgar was willing to bring Shu Shu to Beast Palace, he was not willing to bring a paper cup loaded with popcorn to Beast Palace—others maybe would feel that the emperor was nice for bringing a "pet" to welcome the alien princess, but if he carried a bucket of movie theater popcorn which also contained a hamster that munched incessantly . . . everyone would think he had a problem, okay? He might also be accused of mistreating the animal because hamsters certainly couldn’t eat everything.
　　
What's more, the imperial attire really didn’t match with the popcorn.
　　
So, as soon as Edgar arrived at Beast Palace, he wanted to get the little hamster out of the paper cup. But obviously, the little hamster was not willing at all—Shu Shu hated to part with the popcorn and insisted on eating it up or at least storing it in his food pouches.
　　
As a matter of fact, he was striving to stuff all the popcorn into his mouth.
　　
The beast form that Shu Shu showed for the first time was much thinner than it was now. Nowadays, he had become so fat, and Edgar wondered whether it would affect his health . . . . Seeing Shu Shu stuff all the popcorn into his mouth, Edgar chuckled and put Shu Shu in the hollow of his hand.
　　
Shu Shu's body exuded the smell of popcorn, which smelled fragrant and sweet. Edgar put Shu Shu under his nose, sniffing at him, and then stroked him.
　　
Anyway . . . after Shu Shu became fat, stroking him really felt much better.
　　
Edgar's attire was somewhat similar to the military uniform. Putting Shu Shu in his chest pocket, he walked off the aircraft.
　　
People of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs saw at a glance a little hamster’s tiny head sticking out of the pocket of His Imperial Majesty's jacket, but they were already used to it.
　　
His Imperial Majesty kept a hamster as a pet, which was no secret at all in the Beastman Empire—His Imperial Majesty had taken this hamster in public several times and was even photographed eating with this hamster on one occasion, causing a storm.
　　
This time, the Princess of Kamira came suddenly, so their reception was not too solemn and ceremonious. Naturally, it did not matter if His Imperial Majesty came with his pet.
　　
"Has the Princess of Kamira arrived?" Edgar, coming down from the aircraft, immediately asked.
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty, they’re about two minutes away." The Minister of Foreign Affairs replied.
　　
"Fine." Edgar responded and walked in.
　　
Because this thing came up so suddenly, Beast Palace was not decorated much. However, it was originally a palace full of characteristics of the Beastman Empire, and sometimes, less decoration actually made it look very tasteful and not discourteous at all.
　　
After Edgar went in, he chatted with several government officials who came over to talk and was informed that the people of the Kamira Empire had arrived.
　　
Edgar had seen and made contact with the people of the Kamira Empire at one time, so he was not curious at all. Shu Shu, however, stuck his head out of Edgar’s pocket and opened his eyes wide in the direction of the door—space aliens were coming! He really wanted to see what they looked like!
　　
The people of the Kamira Empire soon came in. A group of people who were mostly men and looked like the people on the earth was led by a beautiful woman wearing a huge and luxuriant skirt. The skirt was really so huge that it could practically fit in a few people.
　　
This woman looked very similar to humans, except that her hair looked a little different because each strand was as thick as a chopstick . . . .
　　
Wait! This was a woman! A woman!
　　
Shu Shu suddenly realized that the princess from the Kamira Empire was a real princess. She was a woman with bosom!
　　
Shu Shu’s previous owners were basically women, but since he came to the Beastman Empire, he had never seen any woman again . . . . Seeing a beautiful woman with a full and bulging bosom, Shu Shu was stunned.
　　
He did not expect that there were actually women in the interstellar. If he had known about this earlier . . . . Well, even if he had known about this earlier, he reckoned he would still be with Edgar. After all, Edgar was really good to him.
　　
However, it would be better if Edgar was not a snake and a woman instead . . . . He always wanted to touch a woman’s chest and wondered whether it was really as soft as written in the books.
　　
Edgar was totally unaware that Shu Shu looked down on his very flat chest. After seeing the Princess of Kamira, he bid her welcome in Kamira language.
　　
"Hello to you too, Your Respected Imperial Majesty of the Beastman Empire." The princess, lifting her particularly voluminous skirt that still dragged on the floor, bowed to Edgar and then looked at Edgar with great interest. "I didn't expect the Emperor of the Beastman Empire to be so young. It truly makes people surprised."
　　
The princess spoke the language of the Beastman Empire and quite standard too, so Edgar replied in the language of the Beastman Empire. "I also admire the beauty of the princess."
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty thinks I'm pretty?" The princess' eyes lit up, her gaze firmly locked on Edgar's face, and she suddenly said, "I wonder if I have the honor to spend a night together with Your Imperial Majesty?"
　　
Spend a night together? Did he understand it right? Edgar frowned. The people of the Kamira Empire were divided into two types, female and male. The males’ outward appearance was similar to the human form of the beastmen of the Beastman Empire, and they were usually taciturn. The ones Edgar had met before were all males, so that he was now unsure whether this female was really very enthusiastic and brazen or he had misunderstood the other party's meaning.
　　
"What did the princess mean?" Edgar asked quickly with a smile. The people of Kamira were nocturnal. He thought there should be a language difference between the two parties that made the other person say such words as "spend a night together".
　　
"I’m speaking in your language. Don't you understand?" The princess frowned. "What I said should be clear enough . . . . Emperor of the Beastman Empire, my name is Elena, one of the most powerful females of Kamira. I want to have sex with you, do you agree? ”
　　
Elena looked at Edgar expectantly. Edgar's eyes twitched, and he quickly covered his clothes pocket with his hand and directly refused, "I don't agree."
　　
"Why? Didn't you say I'm pretty?" Elena looked at Edgar in puzzlement, apparently not understanding why Edgar would refuse her.
　　
"I already have a partner." Edgar said. As he was talking, he noticed that his hand covering his pocket was bitten, and his fingers felt limp and numb. Obviously, Shu Shu was using his fingers to grind his teeth . . . .
　　
His skin was very hard, so it had to hurt Shu Shu's teeth instead . . . .
　　
"I don't mind." Elena expressed.
　　
I mind! Shu Shu was already beyond angry. If it were not for Edgar holding him back, he believed he would have run out of Edgar's pocket and clawed the woman in front of him a few times. This woman actually dared to covet his man; it was simply unforgivable!
　　
How could he think this woman was pretty before? This woman was clearly an ugly bitch! Humph! Edgar would definitely not like a woman who looked different from the sub-beastmen!
　　
"I’m sorry, but the social customs of the Beastman Empire and the Kamira Empire are different, and we’ll be loyal to our partners." Edgar said. He knew some of the social customs of the Kamira Empire. The females there would usually choose many different males to have children with. In this respect, the Kamira Empire was entirely different from the Beastman Empire.
　　
"That's really a pity . . ." Elena looked regretful. "You’re very good-looking. I really like you."
　　
"I only like my partner." Edgar replied. Not to say that he only liked Shu Shu, even if he wanted to like others, it was impossible for him to like Kamira's females . . . . Kamira's females really looked very weird. By comparison, their males were still a bit more attractive.
　　
He originally thought that only the heads and legs of the females looked weird; he did not expect that even their chests would swell up . . . .
　　
Shu Shu was totally unaware that the soft breasts of women he was very curious about and wanted to touch would be considered as looking monstrously swollen by Edgar. He was actually very happy at the moment. Edgar's public confession made him feel a little guilty toward Edgar, though—he was actually thinking about touching others, which was very inappropriate!
　　
The little hamster licked Edgar's fingers flatteringly, and his black and clear eyes looked as bright as the full moon.
　　
"What's this? Are you carrying a late-night snack?" Elena’s gaze moved away from Edgar's face and fell on the little hamster in Edgar's pocket, and she actually reached out to grab it.
　　
A late-night snack? Kamira's people seemed to like "eating" living animals . . . . Edgar quickly took a step back while protecting Shu Shu in his pocket with his hands, for fear that Shu Shu might be hurt—the people of the Kamira Empire, especially the females, were very bloodthirsty.
　　
"Your speed’s so fast!" After Elena's extended hand was avoided by Edgar, she was not angry at all and looked at Edgar with great interest instead.
　　
Her skirt was huge, but it hardly affected her mobility. Her figure flashed past and instantly appeared in front of Edgar, grabbing Shu Shu in Edgar's pocket.
　　
"Princess Elena, please stop!" Edgar evaded again, his face a little unsightly.
　　
However, Elena simply had no intent to stay out of it. Her huge skirt swayed, and she moved to another position at lightning speed and once again reached out a hand to grab Shu Shu.
　　
Edgar had dodged and let her go twice. Seeing this situation, he refused to dodge again and immediately reached out and caught Elena’s hand. His spiritual power poured into Elena’s arm, making her arm numb for a moment, and at the same time, Edgar threw her out.
　　
How could a proper welcome banquet for the Kamira Empire turn into this? The Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Beastman Empire was stunned, looking at the current situation helplessly. He frowned, thinking of negotiating with Elena. Unexpectedly, when he raised his head, he actually saw this princess being treated ruthlessly by the emperor as the emperor's eyes blazed with anger. Meanwhile, the princess also picked up her skirt . . . .
　　
Oh, crap! The Minister of Foreign Affairs opened his eyes wide in horror. There’re sub-beastmen at the banquet; don’t scare them off, ah!
　　
What the hell was this woman thinking, ah?! Shu Shu, nesting in Edgar’s pocket, covered his eyes with his paws—lifting her skirt and what not at a banquet, she was simply playing rogue . . . . She would not think of seducing Edgar like this, right?
　　
Shu Shu covered his eyes in a way that said “I definitely wouldn’t look”, yet the gaps between his claws were very big and did not obstruct his line of sight at all. At the same time, he was also ready to pounce on Edgar's face at any time. Edgar was simply not allowed to look at other people's bodies!
　　
Then, Shu Shu saw the "beautiful scenery under the princess’ skirt".
　　
What the hell was that? How could such a beautiful woman actually have lots of tentacles as thick and solid as his arm instead of a pair of legs under her skirt?
　　
The little hamster's mouth opened up slightly in stupefaction. Was this . . . an octopus spirit?
　　
That's right, this Princess Elena had no legs. Moving to and fro under the huge skirt were densely packed tentacles. These tentacles were somewhat similar to the squid arms that Shu Shu liked to eat. After the skirt was lifted, these tentacles spread out, making threatening gestures.
　　
"It's much more comfortable now." Elena said. However, the people of the Beastman Empire around her spontaneously drew back in concert, getting out of the way and giving her enough space to stretch her legs.

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106. A Menacing Rival in Love, Part 1


Time flew, and Shu Shu had already taken up duty as the empress for three years.

A year ago, Edgar completely took over the industries that Chris set aside for him. Then Chris took Ian out of the capital star for interstellar travel along with Fred and Gary.
　　
This was the first time the two children left Shu Shu for a long time. Although Shu Shu often felt that they were annoying when they were around, once they left, he could not help but miss them.
　　
Of course, despite missing them, Shu Shu had to admit that his life was more comfortable without the two children . . . .
　　
He woke up early in the morning and ate a full breakfast. After that, he went to the hospital for two or three hours to see patients, and his one day's work was done. He usually went home for lunch at noon. In the afternoon, he either went to the charity hospital to perform surgery without spiritual power or learned the medical skills of the Beastman Empire or watched TV at home or went online or just did whatever he wanted to do. In the evening, Edgar returned, and they had dinner together. Then they started to tumble in the sheets or went out for a stroll and came back to tumble in the sheets.
　　
Such a life was simply wonderful!
　　
After he was together with Edgar, they got married right away without dating. They barely bonded after marriage and immediately had children. In the end, Shu Shu did not know how to talk about romance. It was only now that he got the feeling of being in love.
　　
Unconsciously, Shu Shu even became a few pounds fatter, and his face that was originally a little round became even rounder. The only thing that had not changed was his childish look.
　　
He could not do anything about it since he was a monster and not a beastman. Generally, he would always look like the age in which he transformed for the first time. If he wanted to let himself look old, he had to learn the spell of changing appearances.
　　
And Shu Shu did not want to learn this spell for the time being. He liked to watch the netizens praise him as a youthful empress.
　　
Today was Valentine's Day in the Beastman Empire. Shu Shu went online to find out what things lovers should do, and then he dragged Edgar to go watch a movie.
　　
Edgar did not like to watch movies because he had a psychological shadow toward them, but since Shu Shu wanted to watch a movie, he would naturally accompany him.
　　
The two disguised themselves and came to the movie theater together.
　　
After buying a cup of popcorn and other food offered by the movie theater, Edgar, wearing a hat and holding a pile of food, entered the viewing room with Shu Shu. "You can watch a movie at home; why do you have to come and watch it here?"
　　
"The movie theater’s equipment is the most advanced, and its film source is the most complete. It won’t be so enjoyable to watch a movie at home." Shu Shu said while holding the popcorn and stuffing his mouth with them.
　　
Edgar was silent. In fact, the private movie theater installed in the imperial palace was more advanced than the movie theaters outside. As for the film source . . . . Considering that the imperial family owned many movie theaters as well as specialized theater chains, generally, before those blockbuster movies were shown, the most complete film source was already sent to the imperial palace . . . .
　　
However, since Shu Shu wished to watch a movie outside, it did not matter as long as he was happy.
　　
Seeing that the popcorn in Shu Shu's hand was almost gone, Edgar took out a packet of fried chicken nuggets and handed it to him.
　　
Shu Shu took the fried chicken nuggets and continued to eat.
　　
These days, he became more and more fond of going online and was also fascinated by buying everything he needed online. This time, the movie tickets were also bought online by him. "Edgar, do you know that I grabbed these movie tickets? The movie theater did an activity and gave out fifty movie tickets for us to grab. My speed was the fastest, so I won first place and grabbed the lovers private room! I got the expensive lovers private room without spending a cent. Aren’t I amazing?"
　　
“Amazing." Edgar nodded earnestly. Shu Shu was a daemon after all. Although his courage was small, his reaction speed was very fast. In addition . . . the network speed in the imperial palace was an absolute killer. Therefore, it was really normal for Shu Shu to be able to grab the tickets.
　　
Shu Shu was particularly addicted to this recently, to the extent that he bought back a bunch of useless things . . . . For example, a few days before, after he became obsessed with skincare and makeup, he took advantage of a discount to buy a bunch of entry-level affordable skincare products and cosmetics recommended by some netizens. Then . . . .
　　
After applying the skincare products, he felt greasy and uncomfortable, so he turned round and threw them away. And the cosmetics? The skin decoration only made his skin worse. Some other things could be used, but it was undoubtedly too troublesome . . . .
　　
Ultimately, having only used the included sample, Shu Shu lost interest in this.
　　
Edgar had seen Shu Shu hang all these things on a website that specialized in selling second-hand goods. He was extremely hardworking and frugal, an enlightened housekeeper.
　　
Shu Shu was totally unaware of Edgar's thoughts. He felt that he was really amazing. He hummed a song and entered the lovers private room. Then he said to Edgar, "Today’s Valentine's Day. I specially chose a romance movie played by the very famous beastman actor XXX and sub-beastman actor YYY. It’s said that the movie's particularly good!"
　　
When Edgar heard the words "romance movie", he remembered that imperial family-themed movie about a crown prince and a discouraged sub-beastman which gave him a psychological shadow. His heart immediately "thumped", and he promptly went online to check the content of today's movie.
　　
Fortunately, today's movie had nothing to do with the imperial family and was mainly about career and love. Reportedly, the romance was poignant, and the entanglement was very deep.
　　
In that case, let’s watch it!
　　
Shu Shu and Edgar watched it seriously.
　　
The two protagonists of the story were lovers who grew up as childhood friends. Although they were not very rich, their relationship was very good. They had been saving money for marriage. They wanted to buy a house of their own and have a wedding that was memorable even if it was not grand.
　　
The two looked very happy. Edgar was quite satisfied with the beginning, hoping that the plot would not develop wildly. As a result . . . .
　　
When the beastman of this pair of lovers took an aircraft, the aircraft had a malfunction and accidentally crashed into another aircraft taken by the company president’s only son, a sub-beastman. The sub-beastman  at first scolded him and made him compensate for the aircraft, but later, after they got along, he fell in love with the beastman. The beastman was unaware of the sub-beastman’s feelings. As they got closer, his childhood sweetheart became jealous.
　　
In the movie, it was normal for a third person to be between the couple, and the relationship would always go through some twists and turns . . . . Edgar continued to watch.
　　
Then . . . the company president’s only son actually persuaded the beastman to take out his beast bead and ultimately snatched and ate the beastman’s beast bead!
　　
What was this development? Edgar was speechless; he really couldn't understand the behavior of the beastman in the movie. The beastman wanted to apologize to his angry sub-beastman and actually went to find another sub-beastman to help him with some ideas . . . . Even if he insisted on asking, could he not find a beastman to ask?
　　
Furthermore, the beast bead. Having been in a relationship with a sub-beastman he liked for so long, couldn’t he secretly feed him the beast bead in advance? If so, the sub-beastman he liked would not suspect him of falling in love with somebody else and then be uneasy and angry.
　　
Well, his beast bead had been eaten by another person now. Could it be that he would marry the company president’s only son?
　　
Obviously, a movie that extolled romance would not develop as Edgar thought.
　　
Although the beast bead was eaten by the company president's only son, the beastman still loved his childhood sweetheart dearly. In the latter half of the movie, he kept resisting and eventually married his own childhood sweetheart, while the company president's only son got the beast bead but not the love.
　　
Edgar: ". . ." Was it interesting that the movie was so crazy? Couldn’t you let the two main characters live well? Why did the screenwriter have to toss in a sub-beastman to mess with the couple?
　　
"Woo . . . that supporting role was so pitiful!" Shu Shu, wiping his face, cried horribly, as did everyone else in the movie theater.
　　
"Don't be sad. Generally, there won’t be such a sub-beastman in reality. Which sub-beastman will fall for a beastman who’s not as good as himself and has a lover too?" Edgar said comfortingly. He actually felt that the company president's only son had a problem in his brain.
　　
"Is that so?" Shu Shu wiped his eyes and turned his gaze toward Edgar.
　　
"Of course it is." Edgar replied. Normally, rich and good-looking sub-beastmen would not eat a beast bead indiscriminately and dig a hole for themselves for a lifetime.
　　
Shu Shu was still sobbing but looked much better. He hiccuped and said to Edgar, "I still want to eat popcorn."
　　
"I'll buy it for you." Edgar said with a smile.
　　
Edgar bought a large cup of popcorn and was about to hand it to Shu Shu, but then his communication device suddenly rang. He was contacted by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Beastman Empire—an alien princess came to the Beastman Empire, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs hoped that the imperial family could go to receive her.
　　
"It's night already." Edgar stated, frowning. He took his job very seriously, but he absolutely wouldn’t work at night. He wanted to have his own time to accompany Shu Shu.
　　
Otherwise . . . what’s to be done if his sub-beastman fell in love with somebody else because he could not accompany his sub-beastman all the time? The movie just now told everyone that the concept of a beast bead was not enough insurance.
　　
"People of the Kamira Empire are nocturnal." The Minister of Foreign Affairs was somewhat helpless. All their reception work had to be done at night.
　　
Edgar had already known that people of the Kamira Empire were coming, and he also knew that he was definitely going to receive them. But on Valentine's Day night . . . . The Valentine's Day gift he had prepared had not yet been given to Shu Shu.
　　
"Alien princess? I want to see!" Shu Shu, hearing the word "alien", opened his eyes wide in excitement. The people of the Beastman Empire were space aliens to him, but they looked about the same as the people on the earth, and the fact that the beastmen would change shape was something that also happened to him, a daemon, so that he simply didn’t feel like having seen the space aliens. Now, hearing that there was an alien princess coming, he naturally wanted to take a look.
　　
"Then let's go together." Edgar's mood was a lot better. If Shu Shu went along, that meant they were together.
　　
The aircraft that came to pick them up quickly set off. This was Edgar's personal aircraft; there was a special room on it, and there were a lot of his personal belongings as well as an entire set of imperial attires inside.
　　
Edgar began to change clothes as soon as he got on the aircraft. Shu Shu saw Edgar's attire and was a little terrified.
　　
After solemnly dressing up to receive the alien princess, he definitely had to talk endlessly, would not be able to eat well, and could not stare at people because that kind of staring was very rude . . . .
　　
"I don’t want to wear imperial attire." Shu Shu suddenly said.
　　
Edgar glanced at Shu Shu, "Then you change to an ordinary suit?"
　　
"No! I'm going without clothes!" Shu Shu unexpectedly said.
　　
Going without clothes?! Edgar was stunned and then saw Shu Shu suddenly disappear in front of him, and from the clothes falling on the floor, a very fat little hamster crawled out.
　　
The little hamster's fat legs were almost invisible, but his movements were very agile. He climbed to the table and then jumped into the paper cup with popcorn and began to eat the popcorn leisurely and carefree.
　　
Edgar: ". . ." Well, okay, he guessed they were going like this.

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