A Guide to - 112

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112. The Gay Little Prince, Part 1


A warship was advancing at a constant speed on the predetermined route in the dark universe. This was the spaceship of the Third Corps of the Beastman Empire patrolling the border.

Recently, the common border of the stationed area of the First Corps and the Third Corps was not very peaceful. Not only were some of the detectors placed here inexplicably missing, but a merchant ship also lost its traces here. Therefore, the Third Corps specially dispatched a battleship led by a lieutenant colonel to come patrolling, hoping to find the merchant ship.
　　
The battleship was very large. Not to mention that it could carry one hundred thousand soldiers, it was also equipped with many weapons. Of course, today, science and technology had already made personal military force seem insignificant, and it was no longer the more the number of soldiers, the better it was. So there were only a total of ten thousand people loaded in this spaceship at present, and half of them were not soldiers who needed to participate in battles.
　　
Gary was not a soldier but a warship maintenance engineer as well as a mech maintenance engineer. He had only joined the army for ten years but because of his perfect mastery of technology, he was already the chief of the maintenance department, holding the military rank of a major.
　　
After conducting routine maintenance on the warship, Gary began to call out to his assistant-cum-close friend, "Will, it's time to go, or we won't be able to grab those cheesy chicken nuggets." It was already time to eat now. He felt embarrassed to eat on the sly in front of his subordinates, so he was currently very hungry.
　　
Will was a tall and thin sub-beastman, almost as tall as Gary who was a beastman. He packed up his things, came hurriedly to Gary’s side, and immediately frowned at Gary, "Master Gary, I think you shouldn’t eat those things anymore. You’ll get fatter and fatter if you continue like this."
　　
"How come, I don’t even reach the standard weight of beastmen." Gary said with a smile while touching his chubby face.
　　
"That's because you’re too short." Will showed no quarter when he spoke.
　　
"You're really not charming, Will." Gary was speechless.
　　
Will opened his eyes wide to glare at Gary.
　　
Gary knew very well about his close friend's personality and immediately smiled, saying, "Fine, my Will, can’t you not poke my scar? You have to believe me, sooner or later, there’ll be a day when I succeed in losing weight." That was what he said, but he obviously didn't take it too seriously. Although he was a little round, he was not fat. Wasn’t such a look very good? As for losing weight . . . if he was willing to be like his mother, who insisted on not eating for a period of time, he would definitely be able to lose weight quickly. This matter was truly nothing.
　　
Will, staring at Gary’s appearance, could not help being discouraged somewhat. "Gary, I'm doing this for you. Green, he . . .”
　　
"What's wrong with Green?" Gary asked in puzzlement. Green was his lover. He had always been very kind to him, and recently, he had even been more attentive. Gary still didn't know from which corner Green got a bunch of flowers for him . . . . That was really a tough job for Green since they were on the warship.
　　
"Gary, you must be a little careful about that Emir. I think he has bad intentions." Will suddenly mentioned another person.
　　
Gary froze. Will’s words always had substance. He definitely had a reason for reminding him to be careful about Emir, and this reason . . . might be related to Green.
　　
Was there something between Emir and Green? What’s going on with them?
　　
Gary was in fact not unfamiliar to this one named Emir. This man was a maintenance engineer whom the maintenance department found half a year ago, a very petite and cute sub-beastman. And a few months ago, Green once mentioned to Gary that Emir had confessed to him.
　　
Green was the highest-ranking officer on this spaceship and had the authority to control this spaceship. Many sub-beastmen on the spaceship liked this tall and handsome man. It was very normal for Emir to fall for Green, but he and Green never concealed the fact that they were lovers, and everyone on this spaceship already knew about their relationship. When all was said and done, Emir still confessing to Green under these circumstances was too much. So Gary simply transferred Emir to the lowest cabin to take responsibility for maintenance work, making him have no more chance to come and hang around in the upper cabin.
　　
Later . . . he had been so occupied with helping Green construct his mech he did not even have time to sleep, so he actually hadn't paid attention to Emir at all. Could it be that something happened in between?
　　
Gary kept Will’s reminder in mind, but he still faced Will with a smile, saying, "I’ll be careful about him, Will. But even if he gets ideas, others also get ideas, ah!"
　　
"Do you feel so reassured about Green?" Will said directly.
　　
Gary once again froze and then replied, "We’ve been in a relationship for more than ten years."
　　
"You, ah! You’re totally devoted to Green. All your pay is used to change the equipment of his mech, and even your sleeping time is squeezed out for him. Be careful that you’ll lose both life and property in the end.” Will said again.
　　
Will had a good impression of Green before, but now he suddenly spoke like this . . . . Gary's eyelid jumped.
　　
He and Green met at the Imperial College. At that time, he studied in the Mech Maintenance Faculty, while Green studied in the Mech Faculty.
　　
There were a number of mechs for the purpose of teaching and learning at the Imperial College. Teachers would let the students of the Mech Faculty use the mechs, and if they were broken, they would be repaired by the students of the Mech Maintenance Faculty. Because he had the best technology, the most broken mech would be handed over to him every time.
　　
One day, he found a note in the mech that said, "I'm so sorry. I seem to have made the mech too damaged . . ." The signature was Green.
　　
After that, they got acquainted, and he also learned that the most broken mech he repaired every time belonged to Green.
　　
Green was the most dazzling student of the Mech Faculty in that year. He was invincible when battling against people with mech, but he also had a shortcoming, that was, when fighting with people, he was too reckless to the extent that he often wrecked the mech.
　　
If you wrecked the college's mechs, you had to pay for damages. And if your own mech was ruined, it was even more expensive to find a mechanic . . . . Green dared to study in the Mech Faculty because his family financial situation was still pretty good, but it also couldn’t stand being squandered like this by him, so he was often unable to make ends meet.
　　
He actually had a purpose by using such a way to get to know Gary—he wanted to find a school student to help him repair his personal mech, then the repair price would be cheaper.
　　
Gary agreed. Since then, he had been repairing Green's mech as well as using Green's mech for experiments.
　　
He asked Green to buy a lot of materials. In addition to repairing the mech for Green, he also helped Green modify the mech.
　　
He was still a college student at that time, and he did not have much experience in modifying mechs. Although he was able to modify Green’s mech for the better most of the time, he would occasionally mess up the mech. There was one time when Green was fighting with someone, and the mech suddenly had a problem. In the end, it completely jumped out of his control and ran towards the distance, making him lose thoroughly.
　　
But even so, Green did not blame him.
　　
They spent more and more time together. He inevitably had a good impression on Green, and he could feel that Green also liked him.
　　
Sure enough, on the eve of graduation, Green confessed to him.
　　
He promised Green and then followed Green to the Third Corps to become a mech maintenance engineer of the Third Corps. It had already been a full ten years up until now.
　　
Although he and Green could not get everyone’s blessings like ordinary beastman and sub-beastman combination because they were both beastmen, over the past ten years, they had long considered each other as a part of themselves, intimate and impossible to separate.
　　
He really couldn't imagine that Green would betray himself. Even if they had less contact with each other at the beginning because he had to make mechs, Green had always made use of every second and every inch to send him things, hadn’t he?
　　
As for the fact that he spent a lot of money on Green . . . . Although he would help Green repair or modify his mech when they were in school, he always charged him. After they worked, Green would deposit two-thirds of his pay into his bank account every month, and he did not charge Green for repairing or modifying his mech.
　　
He loved Green very much. He often used the best materials when modifying Green’s mech, and the value naturally exceeded the pay Green gave him. Not to mention that some time ago, he also helped Green make a mech personally.
　　
He did spend a lot of money on Green. If he was really going to calculate it, he estimated that he had spent all his salary and bonuses of these past years, and he would even continue to subsidize Green. It was no wonder that Will would be outraged by the injustice done on him.
　　
However, he actually didn’t care about the money . . . . For your information, his family was the richest family in the Empire.
　　
His father was the emperor of the Beastman Empire, his mother was the empress, and his older brother was the crown prince . . . . Although he was the most unremarkable family member and had never shown his face in front of the public, compared to his older brother, his parents and grandparents loved him more. As a result, he was now wealthier than his older brother.
　　
Anyway, he did not care about the money, but he cared about his relationship with Green . . . . Later, he had to find Green to have a chat and ask Green whether he had done something that would make people misunderstand.
　　
After making a decision, Gary went to the dining hall with Will. Once he got there, he went straight to the area where dishes for sub-beastmen were prepared.
　　
"Uncle, give me a portion of all the meat dishes!" Gary, smelling the mouthwatering fragrance, immediately ordered.
　　
"Okay, Gary!" The kitchen uncle replied to Gary with a smile and started to prepare the dishes for Gary. As a cook, he liked Gary the most on the entire spaceship because Gary was always full of praise of his cooking skills.
　　
Gary seemed to eat a lot, but it was actually not much compared to the beastmen. You should know that beastmen generally wouldn’t come to this side to get food; instead, they would go to the other side, which was the beastman cooking area. Reportedly, a meat dish there could make up for a dozen or more dishes here.
　　
Although Will was as tall as Gary, he was a sub-beastman after all. Ordering two meat dishes and two vegetarian dishes was enough for him. Seeing Gary take a seat at the dining table and eat happily, Will’s face showed a helpless expression.
　　
"I really think you’re born with the wrong sex." Will could not help but say. If Gary was a sub-beastman . . . .
　　
"I think being a beastman is great." Gary laughed. If he really became a sub-beastman, he definitely wouldn’t have so much freedom now, and he reckoned that he would not be allowed to drive a mech.
　　
In fact, when he was little, he was always very proud that he was a beastman, and he kept thinking that he was going to marry a sub-beastman. Alas, he inexplicably liked Green later on . . . .
　　
His physical condition was very special. Just like his mother Shu Shu, although he looked like a beastman, he did not have a beast bead. After eating someone’s beast bead, he might get pregnant. He chose to be with a beastman now, so maybe he would be compelled to become a sub-beastman . . . .

Thinking of this, Gary was a little depressed, but when he thought of Green, his depression disappeared.
　　
Green looked very, very handsome. If he could have a child as handsome as him . . . . According to his mother’s statement, giving birth to a child was very quick and not painful at all. It was actually no problem to have two.
　　
While thinking and worrying, Gary ate up all the food in front of him quickly.
　　
As Gary wiped his mouth with a paper towel, he suddenly heard a voice, "Obviously a beastman, but always mixes with sub-beastmen and even comes to grab food with sub-beastmen. Really shameless."
　　
This was clearly talking about himself. Gary immediately frowned.
　　
He liked fine food, but the beastmen’s food was all machine-processed big chunks of meat, so he would have a meal at the sub-beastmen’s dining area. And he had already applied for this as well as been approved when he entered the Third Corps.
　　
His skill was very good, so the Third Corps did not mind giving him such a benefit in kind. Since this was the case, did others get turn to speak?
　　
Looking up, Gary discovered that the one speaking was a sub-beastman dressed in a white coat, clearly a medical worker on the spaceship.
　　
He was in charge of maintenance, and medical personnel were not under his control. He could not deal with others, but his military rank was higher than that of the other party.
　　
Looking at the sub-beastman, Gary said with a frown, "Don't you know that you have to salute when you see a senior officer? Are you so ignorant?"
　　
In places like dining halls, it had always been the default that you did not need to salute when you see a senior officer, but since Gary raised this issue, the man had to salute and bear the previous accusation of being "ignorant".
　　
The sub-beastman was obviously unwilling, and his eyes were red.
　　
"Sorry, Major, he’s not from the maintenance department, so he didn't recognize you." A sub-beastman next to him suddenly said.
　　
Gary looked over towards that sub-beastman and suddenly found that the talking sub-beastman was actually Emir, whom Will had told him to be careful of.
　　
Emir was a pretty sub-beastman. Although Gary looked pretty good and had good skin as well, he could not compare with Emir after all. Gary frowned when he saw Emir standing with the sub-beastman who had criticized him.
　　
There had to be a relationship between these two people. In this case . . . for what purpose did Emir dare to come and provoke him?
　　
Gary was not a person who thought too much, but he was born in the imperial family and had received imperial education from an early age, so he was not as bad as his mother, whom was such a silly and sweet innocent.
　　
With such a deep thought, Gary’s heart suddenly "thudded", and he had a bad premonition.
　　
"Aren't you supposed to work at the bottom floor? How did you come up?" Gary turned his gaze to Emir. The spaceship was very large; each floor housed thousands of people and had different dining halls. People who worked on the bottom floor had no reason to appear here.
　　
"I had a job transfer." Emir glanced at Gary and lowered his head in fear. "I'm sorry, Major."
　　
"You’re still in the maintenance department, right?" Gary ignored his apology.
　　
"Yes, that’s right." Emir said.
　　
"There’s no one to clean the waste cabin. You’ll go there and sort all the parts into different categories starting from tomorrow." Gary directly ordered. The spaceship's waste cabin was a place on the spaceship to store various worn or damaged parts. There were many parts there, and it was very dirty and disordered. Making a sub-beastman tidy up that place was him deliberately making things difficult.
　　
He did not know for what purpose Emir moved up, but it was definitely ill-intentioned. Naturally, he had to get rid of him quickly.
　　
"Major, you can't be like this. I'm a maintenance engineer, not an army orderly." Emir looked at Gary with some horror. "You don’t comply with the rules by doing this."
　　
"This maintenance engineer," Gary looked over, "Before you entered the Corps, hasn’t anyone told you that you must listen and obey the senior officers’ orders?”
　　
Emir's face turned crimson, and at this moment, a beastman officer came over hurriedly from outside. Carrying the lieutenant colonel’s insignia and looking handsome, he was Gary's boyfriend Green.
　　
"Gary, what happened?" Green took off his cap and turned his gaze to Gary, while stealing a glance at Emir out of the corner of his eyes.
　　
"Someone is disobedient, so I arrange a little work for him." Gary said. He clearly saw Emir and the sub-beastman next to him breathe a sigh of relief. This . . . .
　　
"Lieutenant Colonel Green, Major Gary ordered me to sort out the discarded parts . . . . That should be done by the cleaning robots.” Emir looked at Green with some grievances.
　　
"Lieutenant Colonel Green, Major Gary is targeting us!" Emir's friend also spoke.
　　
Gary's face sank as he turned his gaze to Green.
　　
"Gary, don't make things difficult for the sub-beastmen." Green frowned, looking full of disapproval. "We’re beastmen; be a little magnanimous."
　　
Gary did not speak, and Green asked again, "Why’re you targeting them?"
　　
"I also want to ask you. You never came to manage the affairs in my maintenance department before, why’re you helping this sub-beastman talk now?" Gary stared directly at Green with a cold expression. "Also, didn’t you say that you had no time to accompany me for a meal? Why did you come now? And why did you immediately decide that I’m targeting them once you came up?"
　　
"Gary, don't be like this." The expression on Green's face showed a little guilty conscience towards Gary.
　　
This time, even Gary’s heart sank too.
　　
"This is an order. If you’re not willing to listen, please leave the maintenance department then." Gary stared directly at Emir and then turned to face Green. "Green, you’ll give me an explanation!"
　　
It was obvious that there was something between these two men before him. So Green had a hand in Emir’s job transfer? No wonder Green suddenly began to give him presents recently. Was it actually because he had a guilty conscience?
　　
Gary only felt a surge of anger rising from the bottom of his heart, but he still restrained himself in the end and did not make any embarrassing action in a public place with numerous people.
　　
Maybe . . . Green had some secret troubles?
　　
"What explanation do you want? You’re a beastman clinging to another beastman. It's truly shameless!" The medical worker dressed in a white coat who had criticized Gary of being shameless once again condemned Gary of being "shameless".
　　
"Major Gary, you're a beastman. It's too much to bully a sub-beastman. You're not worthy of being a beastman at all." Green's aide-de-camp also stood up and looked at Gary with disapproval across his whole face.
　　
"Gary, don't entangle Lieutenant Colonel Green anymore. Lieutenant Colonel Green won’t be with you, a beastman!" Another man appeared from behind Green.
　　
Gary knew that a good deal of people around Green did not like him and wished for Green to marry a sub-beastman and live a normal life. However, he was still rather unacceptable to be criticized by someone all of a sudden.
　　
"Shut up!" Green said to his aide-de-camp. He looked at Gary with hesitation across his whole face and finally said, "Gary, shall we talk?"
　　
"Let’s go." Gary turned round and walked. As a result, he just took a step, and Emir's startled shout came from behind him.
　　
His footstep halted, and he turned his head, only to see Green looking at Emir worriedly.
　　
"Emir, what's wrong with you?" His companion was quite anxious.
　　
"My stomach hurts, Green. I feel very painful." Emir stated, brows wrinkling.
　　
Gary could see at a glance that Emir was pretending, but . . . seeing Green's worried expression, his heart really felt like being stabbed ruthlessly by someone.
　　
Green was the man he liked, and he had only ever loved this one man in all his life. Yet now, only that sub-beastman remained in this man's eyes!
　　
He did not know how this happened!
　　
Gary turned round and walked away, and he did not care about the people behind him anymore. He walked very fast and did not even heed Will's cry after him.
　　
There were a lot of problems between him and Green. He should have thought of it before. He could not see through it because he had been blinded by love.
　　
Many of Green's friends did not like him, but Green only let him try not to be in contact with his friends as much as possible and had never thought of changing his friends' views.
　　
Green's family had been opposed to their relationship from the beginning. Green also only let him wait and had never made a stand and fight.
　　
Furthermore, the beast bead . . . . After two beastmen chose to stay together forever, they would usually give each other their beast beads to convey their determination. Among his uncles, there were some couples who were both beastmen, and they had exchanged beast beads long ago.
　　
He had no beast bead and could not exchange with Green, so he had no other choice but to not mention this matter. Green had never mentioned it either from beginning to end.
　　
He had thought before that if Green took the initiative to propose exchanging beast beads, he would tell Green his own identity as well as his physical condition, yet Green had never mentioned this.
　　
Because he had concealed his identity, although Green had many shortcomings, he accepted Green completely and even felt a little guilty toward him. Now though . . . .
　　
Clenching his fists tight, Gary's face was very ugly.
　　
After sitting in the room alone for a long time, his communication device suddenly rang with a message from Green, asking him to open the door.
　　
Momentarily silent, Gary then stood up and opened the door. He would give Green a chance to explain, and after that . . . they would probably break up?
　　
"Gary, I’ve nothing to do with Emir." Green immediately said as soon as he entered the door.
　　
"Why did you help him just now?" Gary asked.
　　
"I just think it's not nice of you to bully a sub-beastman. Gary, you’re a beastman after all . . ."
　　
"I don't want to listen to these, and you also don't need to say these to fool me."
　　
Green was silent and finally said, "Gary, I love you, but my parents don't allow me to be with a beastman. Gary, be more understanding toward me . . ."
　　
"How do you want me to be more understanding?" Gary asked in reply, his heart having long been thoroughly disappointed.
　　
"Gary, we can be together secretly . . ."
　　
"Get lost!" Gary slapped Green on the face. He did not expect that Green would actually say such words.
　　
"Gary . . ." Green endured the powerful slap. He was just about to say something, and their spaceship suddenly shook violently.

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A Guide to - 111

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111. His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Who Eats Hamster


Edgar was very busy after he ascended the throne, managing the business, dealing with the Imperial Fleet, and doing various activities of the imperial family. He was so busy his feet did not even touch the ground, and he practically had no time to spend with Shu Shu during the day.

Shu Shu was also busy for a while but soon became free. The hospital was usually only busy for half a day, and the two children were raised by Chris and Ian . . . . He had nothing to do and began to miss Edgar, always wanting to accompany Edgar.
　　
But in that case, it was not good for Edgar to work overtime reading documents while he sat beside him or slept soundly, right? How bad would it look if others saw it, ah? They would definitely think that the empress had no manners and no ability . . . .
　　
Shu Shu racked his brains and finally thought of a good way, that was to turn into a little hamster and hide in Edgar's pocket to accompany Edgar.
　　
His former owner loved to be accompanied by him like this, so Edgar had to like it too. If he dared to not like it . . . humph!
　　
Edgar read the documents, and Shu Shu ate in his pocket. Edgar worked overtime, and Shu Shu slept in his pocket. Edgar held a meeting, and Shu Shu crawled into Edgar's clothes and licked Edgar's belly . . . .
　　
Well, he did not get down to business, but it was not bad for him to do so. Not only was his relationship with Edgar not affected because Edgar was too busy, it was even better.
　　
After a long time, he also realized the benefits of doing this.
　　
After turning into a little hamster, he no longer had to walk by himself, and he could always be with Edgar at any time. He could eat anytime and anywhere without having to pay particular attention to etiquette or worry about being gossiped that the empress had no bearing.
　　
Everyone's demand for the empress was still very high. Although they felt that he, the empress, was great, they would occasionally pick at him, such as saying that he had no taste in clothes and so on. However, as a little hamster, even if someone did not like him, there was absolutely no one who would criticize him. Even if he had no image, people would not bother about a little hamster.
　　
He scratched an obnoxious official last time, and others could only watch him helplessly. If it was replaced by the empress hitting someone . . . wouldn’t it break the headlines?
　　
Shu Shu was becoming more and more fond of turning into a little hamster to go out with Edgar instead of going out with Edgar as the empress.
　　
As a result, Shu Shu was inevitably exposed, and the people of the entire Beastman Empire knew one thing—His Imperial Majesty the Emperor kept a hamster as a pet.
　　
"His Imperial Majesty is really nice and kind. He actually keeps a pet, ah!"
　　
"The picture of His Imperial Majesty carrying a little hamster looks very lovely!"
　　
"His Imperial Majesty’s expression when looking at the little hamster is also very gentle and soft!"
　　
"His Imperial Majesty goes out with a little hamster all day long without the empress. Is he not afraid of the empress feeling jealous?"
　　
. . . . . .
　
Humph, I’m not jealous at all since that’s me, ah! Reading the comments online, Shu Shu was joyfully satisfied and went to browse through his beautiful photos on the star network.
　　
He was definitely the best-looking little hamster in this world!
　　
On the star network, people commented on the photos of His Imperial Majesty the Emperor carrying a little hamster, and these comments were basically positive.
　　
"The people now like to watch those big figures show their children and pets. Many politicians will even deliberately release photos of themselves interacting harmoniously with animals to show that they love animals . . . . You can go out with me more in the future." Edgar, seeing the evaluation on the star network, turned to face Shu Shu with a smile.
　　
He hoped that Shu Shu would always follow him.
　　
"You’re not afraid of causing any problem at that time?" Shu Shu asked.
　　
"Causing what problem?" Edgar replied, smiling. He only kept a little hamster, that’s all . . . .
　　
Edgar was very confident and thought that going everywhere with Shu Shu would absolutely not lead to any problem. But unexpectedly, he was proven wrong after a few days.
　　
In the capital star, there was a very famous restaurant called Sky Restaurant. This restaurant was built in mid-air. The guests sat in separate suspended cabins floating in mid-air to dine, while the waiters stepped on a one meter-width floating device to serve the guests.
　　
There were a lot of special dishes there, and they were not for to go. Shu Shu had long drooled over them and wanted to try them. This time, he and Edgar attended a banquet nearby. They could not eat their fill at the banquet, so they went to that Sky Restaurant to eat.
　　
Yeah, from beginning to end, he was in the form of a hamster, and he also didn’t change back when eating.
　　
After eating, Shu Shu got into Edgar's clothes and went to sleep. Edgar carried him home as usual.
　　
For Edgar and Shu Shu, this day was no different than usual; everything was very normal. But the next day, something went wrong.
　　
A photo suddenly appeared on the star network, and this photo caused a "sensation".
　　
The photo that appeared on the star network was a photo of Edgar and Shu Shu, whom had turned into a hamster, eating together, which was taken by someone at Sky Restaurant.
　　
Edgar was photographed eating with a little hamster. This was originally not a big deal, but . . . the timing of this photo was too clever.
　　
In the photo, Edgar sat at the dinner table. He was leaning down toward the little hamster and kissing it, while the little hamster was lying on Edgar's plate, facing upward with its eyes tightly closed and its tiny mouth waiting for a kiss.
　　
If Shu Shu had not turned into a hamster at that time, it was definitely a very beautiful kissing picture, but Shu Shu was a hamster at that time.
　　
This scene . . . .
　　
What did His Imperial Majesty the Emperor think he was doing? Why would he kiss a hamster? He actually . . . molested a hamster!?
　　
As soon as the netizens saw this photo, their imaginations went wild.
　　
"What did His Imperial Majesty think he was doing? Molesting a hamster?"
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty, how could you be like this? Are you worthy of the empress?"
　　
"Your Imperial Majesty, you actually did such a crazy thing to a hamster! I finally saw beyond your facade!"
　　
"Isn't it just a public display of affection? Who’s afraid of who, ah! I also have hamsters! I kiss, I kiss, I kiss kiss kiss!"
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Of course, there were occasionally some relatively normal comments.
　　
"His Imperial Majesty looks so caring. I didn't expect him to have such a gentle side."
　　
"The little hamster is so cute, ah!"
　　
"I suddenly want to keep a little hamster too!"
　　
. . . . . .
　
However, there were too few comments like this, and most people were making fun of this photo.
　　
Under Shu Shu's social account, a big wave of comments suddenly sprung up.
　　
"Empress, don’t cry, stand up and fight."
　　
"Empress, rest assured, even if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor shifts his affection to a little hamster, I still love you."
　　
"Empress, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor has an affair with a little hamster. Are you going to beat him up?"
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Looking at these comments, Shu Shu did not know whether to laugh or cry.
　　
It was only a photo taken secretly by someone, that’s all. How did it suddenly become a mess?
　　
"Edgar, what should we do now?" Shu Shu turned to face Edgar with a mixed up feeling.
　　
"Just ignore them; it’ll be fine after a while." Edgar said.
　　
Shu Shu agreed.
　　
However, after a period of time, the incident did not subside and intensified instead.
　　
"You all have misinterpreted what you saw. Where was His Imperial Majesty the Emperor molesting the little hamster? He’s going to eat the little hamster, ah!"
　　
"The poor little hamster was put on the plate, just waiting for someone to taste it!"
　　
"I heard that snakes love to eat mice, and His Imperial Majesty the Emperor is a snake-type beastman. I guess he likes to eat hamsters."
　　
"I’ll try to analyze it from the psychological angle. It’s likely that His Imperial Majesty the Emperor was often teased by his parents using little hamsters in his childhood, so now he’ll eat hamsters."
　　
" Ha ha ha ha ha! "
　　
" Poor His Imperial Majesty . . ."
　　
. . . . . .
　　
Edgar: ". . ." Hello, was this really amusing?
　　
Shu Shu looked at the photo and then looked at Edgar again. He decided that he would never stay on a plate again in the future.
　　
After being said so by them, this picture looked so scary, ah.
　　
Many netizens were discussing this photo, while others had made it into emoticon packs with various matching texts.
　　
There were all kinds of things like "Don't move, I'm going to kiss you" and "Stay on the plate obediently and let me eat you".
　　
For a time, the star network of the Beastman Empire was full of pictures of Edgar kissing a hamster.
　　
His Imperial Majesty the Emperor's little hamster was very popular.
　　
The people outside looked at the photo and only laughed out loud, thinking that Edgar turned out to not be as cold and stiff as his outward appearance and actually loved animals. However, Ian and Chris knew that the little hamster was Shu Shu.
　　
"You still have to be more restrained in the future. Don't be so lovey-dovey outside . . ." Ian looked at his son with a tangled feeling. "I don't want someone on the star network one day saying that my son is a zoophile . . ."
　　
Edgar: ". . .”
　　
Fred approached Shu Shu, “Mother, I want to kiss you too! ”
　　
“You’re already this big, no kissing. If you want to kiss, go kiss your wife.” Shu Shu refused without the slightest hesitation.
　　
Fred began to miss his wife.
　　
As for Gary . . . . He hugged Shu Shu's legs. "Mother, I want to go there to eat too!"
　　
The event ended with Edgar taking Shu Shu and the children to eat at Sky Restaurant again.
　　
This time, Sky Restaurant did not charge Edgar. The last time Edgar ate at their restaurant, he was photographed secretly. How could they have the nerve to charge him now?
　　
And that night . . . .
　　
Edgar grabbed Shu Shu and threw him onto the quilt.
　　
"Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!" Shu Shu cried out, deliberately showing a shocked expression.
　　
"Eat hamster." Edgar said. Eating the front and the back, he was going to savor the taste of his little hamster.
　　
After a long time, the princess of the Kamira Empire came to the Beastman Empire and went online to search for information related to Emperor Edgar in order to have better communication.
　　
"Princess, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor of the Beastman Empire seems to like to eat one type of small animal called hamster!" A male, holding a photo, reported to Elena.
　　
"Let me see . . . . What’s delicious about such a small and hairy thing . . ." Elena pouted and then noticed Edgar's appearance. "He looks very good, ah. I want to have sex with him!”
　　
“Princess, saying having sex is inappropriate. We had better be a little reserved.”
　　
“What must I say then?”
　　
“Just say . . . spending a night together?”
　　
Thus, after Princess Elena saw His Imperial Majesty the Emperor of the Beastman Empire, she asked, "I wonder if I have the honor to spend a night together with Your Majesty?"
　　
After being rejected, she tried to talk to Edgar again. Pointing at the  little animal in Edgar's pocket, which she forgot what to call, she said, "What’s this? Are you bringing a late-night snack?"

TL's note: I'm taking a break before continuing to Gary's story. Next chapter will be posted on May 30th, and the subsequent chapters will be on the 10th, 20th, and 30th each month (because those chapters are long!).

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A Guide to - 110

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110. A Menacing Rival in Love, End


Elena was very confident and felt that Edgar would definitely agree.

However, because she had grown up in the Kamira Empire for her whole life, she actually didn’t know what the beastmen really wanted . . . .
　　
She thought she knew the Beastman Empire very well, but in fact, she did not know anything about it.
　　
At least, no beastmen in the Beastman Empire would want to have more than a dozen children at a time.
　　
Beastmen generally loved children, but a dozen or so at a time . . . . If you really had so many children all at once, how could you take care of them? In the long run, you might not even earn enough money for the children to receive a better education.
　　
Seeing Elena looking full of confidence, the netizens were all silent.
　　
"Although I want to have children very much, but so many at a time . . . . Well, better forget about it."
　　
"Ha ha ha ha . . . . If the imperial family suddenly has so many children, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor will be depressed to death, right?"
　　
"I’m suddenly a little eager to see it happen? If the imperial family has so many children, they definitely won’t be the richest family in the empire anymore!"
　　
"Upstairs, you think too simple. Don't forget the empress. His money-making ability is great. Even if he has a hundred children, he can make all these children become billionaires if he wishes. "
　　
"The empress can make money +1. How come I can’t meet such a good sub-beastman? Although I’m also a sub-beastman, I don't mind marrying him, ah!"
　　
"Hey, what’re you thinking, ah?! The empress is my idol. Let me tell you, if His Imperial Majesty the Emperor really strays, I’ll support the empress to divorce him!"
　　
. . . . . .

"Edgar, if you dare to strays, I’ll divorce you." Shu Shu said to Edgar, putting down the tablet in his hand with a “bang”.
　　
Edgar's face was as black as the bottom of a pan. Shu Shu was truly capable, ah. He actually still dared to open his mouth to shout divorce after saying that he liked Elena.
　　
"Why’re you looking at me? Let me tell you, you’re not allowed to touch others!" Shu Shu, brandishing his fists, yelled. He felt very irritable as long as he thought that Edgar might be together with others.
　　
Edgar, seeing Shu Shu’s appearance, immediately lost his anger and even wanted to laugh a little. "All right."
　　
"You’re absolutely not allowed to have children with others!" Shu Shu said again.
　　
"I certainly won’t." Edgar took Shu Shu's hand, "But in that case, would you like to give me another child?"
　　
Shu Shu thought for a while, feeling tangled, and then said, "It's not impossible . . ."
　　
"Okay, it’s enough for me to have Fred and Gary. I don’t want any more people coming between us.” Edgar, seeing Shu Shu take the matter seriously, hurriedly stated.
　　
Two children were enough. He totally didn't want to have another one. As for dozens . . . . Even if it was Shu Shu who gave birth to them, he felt his scalp become numb just thinking about it.
　　
Even if he liked such a little hamster like Gary, a dozen or so would only make him worried of not being able to take care of them, ah!
　　
"In fact, having a bunch of children isn’t a bad thing . . ." Shu Shu suddenly said. "Anyway, what's with her being so proud of herself for giving birth to dozens, ah! In our original place, hamsters like me are particularly capable of having children. We can have two litters in a month, and there’re several babies in every litter. If I weren’t with you, I’d go find a female hamster, and then having dozens of babies each year is a cinch.”
　　
Edgar: “. . .” So he had lowered Shu Shu’s birth rate?
　　
"But I like you the most, and I don't want them to give me children." Shu Shu added. He still understood thoroughly how to please people.
　　
Edgar kissed Shu Shu's forehead and then kissed Shu Shu's lips . . . .
　　
The two of them no longer had time to manage things on the star network, nor did they know that Elena was currently being depressed.
　　
Elena did a live broadcast on the star network, hoping to gain the support of the common people of the Beastman Empire, but clearly, she had failed.
　　
"Why’s the emperor of the Beastman Empire unwilling to have children with me?" Elena looked at her male kin who came with her to the Beastman Empire in puzzlement.
　　
"Princess, the beastmen of the Beastman Empire have a strange aesthetic conception. They all like males." A male of the Kamira Empire stated.
　　
"What's so good about tough men when my tentacles are so soft and lovely?" Elena was very depressed.
　　
"Of course there isn’t anything good! Princess, your tentacles are the most perfect." That male immediately replied. He also felt that there was a problem with people of the Beastman Empire. They actually didn't like beautiful females . . . . Heaven knew how he wanted to find a female mistress yet still couldn’t find one!
　　
"Alas . . ." Elena sighed. "If only I can capture His Imperial Majesty’s genes, my offspring will definitely be able to evolve. In that case, our Kamira will become very, very powerful . . . . Do you have any way that can let me have sex with His Imperial Majesty?"
　　
Several males looked at each other in dismay, and they all couldn't think of a way. If His Imperial Majesty was not very strong, they could kidnap him home, but since he was too strong . . . .
　　
"Otherwise, we start with the empress?" A male suddenly said.
　　
"How do I start?" Elena asked, puzzled.
　　
"Princess, your tentacles can bring supreme pleasure to people. Once the empress tries them, he’ll surely get addicted to them. In that case, maybe the emperor of the Beastman Empire will be willing to be with you."
　　
"Indeed . . ." Elena nodded. The tentacles of Kamira’s females were magical. After people of other races in the interstellar touched those tentacles, they all would get addicted to them and become their slaves. As long as the empress experienced the feeling of being surrounded by tentacles and she also secreted some liquid that only Kamira's females possessed . . .  she believed that the empress would definitely be enchanted by her . . . . Once the empress was settled, there were many ways to deal with the emperor.
　　
Elena connected to the star network and began to check the empress of the Beastman Empire online as a precaution.
　　
"What a cute male! I can't wait to caress him!" Seeing the photos on the star network, Elena was rather excited, but soon, she showed a disappointed expression again. "It’s a pity that he seems to be very weak. It’s certainly impossible for him to make me pregnant. "
　　
Shouldn’t the sub-beastman be female? A male on the side was somewhat confused, but he soon stopped worrying about it. The sub-beastmen and the beastmen looked almost the same, and they all looked like they were indeed males.
　　
Shu Shu did not know at all that he was being targeted.
　　
In order to avoid trouble, Edgar chose to work at home these days. Even if he had to hold a meeting, he called people home. But Shu Shu went to the hospital as usual after two days of rest.
　　
However, as soon as he arrived at the hospital and got down from the aircraft, he was stopped by some people, and it was Elena who stopped him.
　　
This was the rival in love who tried to destroy his marriage with Edgar, ah! Although Shu Shu liked Elena's appearance very much, when he really saw Elena, he had completely forgotten this bit. On the contrary, his eyes were full of vigilance, looking like he would rush out to scratch her at any time.
　　
"Really cute." Elena said it again and then walked towards Shu Shu.
　　
"What do you think you’re doing?" Shu Shu put his hands on his hips and turned his gaze toward Elena. "Let me tell you, I’ll never let you give Edgar children! Edgar is mine!"
　　
"I won’t give him children. How about I give you children?” Elena faced Shu Shu with a smile and began to release an enticing scent specific to the females of Kamira, and her entire person became ten thousand kinds of temptations . . . .
　　
Looking at Elena's appearance, Shu Shu was in a trance. He did not know why he suddenly thought that the woman in front of him was very attractive . . . . This was wrong, ah! How could he think a woman with tentacles attractive?
　　
Obviously, this woman should be doing something nasty!
　　
Shu Shu felt that something was wrong. After circulating his spiritual power, he was finally clear-headed and then found that Elena's tentacles had actually reached out towards himself . . . .
　　
"!!!" Was this woman real? She really wanted to give him children!? Shu Shu was terrified; he turned around and immediately ran away. "Don't come over! I don't want you to give me children!" It was already hard for him to accept having the little snake. If a group of little octopuses ran out . . . . He totally didn’t want it!
　
"Don't run, ah. Don't you like me?" Elena lifted her skirt up, and her tentacles moved quickly, chasing after him.
　　
"I definitely don't like you!" Shu Shu ran faster and faster.
　　
"But I like you very much, ah." Elena pursued closely, unwilling to let go of Shu Shu.
　　
The two ran around Shu Shu's hospital just like that.
　　
At first, Elena did not take Shu Shu seriously at all. She had learned about the sub-beastmen and had no interest in them after knowing that they were one kind of living creatures who were much weaker than Kamira's males. Now though . . . .
　　
This sub-beastman actually ran faster than her?!
　　
Her running speed was very fast, and there were very few people in the Kamira Empire who could catch up with her. Yet now, a sub-beastman actually ran faster than her . . . . Something was amiss here!
　　
"Stop him!" Elena shouted at her communication device. Shortly, an aircraft appeared in front of Shu Shu, and several Kamira’s males jumped down from it.
　　
Shu Shu's eyes widened, and he was a little scared. He had already called for help, but the rescuers certainly wouldn’t arrive so fast. Now . . . .
　　
Gritting his teeth, Shu Shu covered his whole body with spiritual power to prevent his genes from being captured. Then he extended both hands and grew his fingernails . . . .
　　
I scratch, I scratch, I scratch, scratch, scratch!
　　
Facing Elena, Shu Shu used his famed ultimate skill as a hamster.
　　
A pair of brandished hands moving so fast they left a residual image attacked Elena. Elena blocked it with her hand, and four bloody marks were immediately scored on her hand. She cried out in surprise and extended a tentacle to block Shu Shu’s attack. Shu Shu then began to scratch her tentacle fiercely.
　　
Her tentacles were very soft, but even a sharp knife could not cut her skin. Yet now . . . her tentacle was quickly shredded into bloody marks by Shu Shu, becoming badly mangled.
　　
When one of her tentacles was cut off by Edgar before, it really hurt. But being scratched like this by Shu Shu hurt more than being cut off directly by someone!
　　
The tentacles were very important for females. The more tentacles, the stronger the strength. Therefore, although the tentacles could regrow after being cut off, the females were still reluctant to let them hurt. From the start, Elena did not intend to fight with Shu Shu for life and death, so she hurriedly retreated now. "Stop hitting, stop hitting!"
　　
Shu Shu at once stopped his hands. "How was it? Afraid? Let me tell you, I’m also very powerful. You had better not hit on my man!" After getting scratched like this by him, he did not believe that Elena still dared to covet his man!
　　
"I won't hit on your man!" Elena stated without the slightest hesitation and then looked at Shu Shu with adoration across her whole face. "I want to give you children. Do you want to have children with me?"
　　
"I don’t want to!” Shu Shu took a step back.
　　
"It feels great. Try it, OK! I guarantee that once you try it, you’ll want to try it again."
　　
"I definitely don't want to!"
　　
"Why don’t you want to? Don't you want children?"
　　
"Who wants so many children, ah? I won’t be able to raise them!" Shu Shu promptly refused.
　　
"You don't need to raise them, ah! After you have children with me, you don't need to raise them! We can hand them over to others, and I promise they won't trouble you at all." Elena repeatedly promised. "You can rest assured that our Kamira males are happy to help others raise children!"
　　
Edgar, who was rushing over, happened to see this scene. ". . ." Didn't this princess like him? Why did she also stare at Shu Shu?
　　
"You’re very strong, not weaker than Edgar at all. I like you very much. You say yes to me, OK!" Elena said again. Shu Shu was also very strong and seemed easier to talk with, so she changed her target.
　　
Edgar kicked Elena out with one foot and carried Shu Shu away.
　　
They had to be far away from this alien princess!
　　
After Shu Shu was taken away by Edgar, Elena confessed in public again, but the object of her confession changed, from the emperor of the Beastman Empire to the empress of the Beastman Empire.
　　
Common people of the Beastman Empire: What’s this all about? She has just confessed to the emperor and immediately confessed to the empress. She’s playing with us, right?
　　
Because of feeling played with, some reporters could not help but run to interview Elena, asking Elena with no trace of politeness. "Her Highness Princess of Kamira, are you allowed to casually look for people to have children with? Could it be that you’ve already given birth to a bunch of children?”
　　
This reporter was being sarcastic when he asked, but Elena did not hear it at all and nodded instead. “That’s right, as long as they’re strong enough, anyone can have children with me! As for me having already had a lot of children . . . how do you know?"
　　
Elena looked very curious, but the reporter was already stupid.
　　
Elena did not care about him and confessed again, "Empress, I’ve already given birth three times and have fifty-two children. I’m very experienced. If you want children, you must remember to look for me, ah!"
　　
Fifty-two?!
　　
The netizens were dumbfounded.
　　
"Oh my god, I can't give birth to so many children in my lifetime!”
　　
"Even if I can give birth to so many, I can’t raise them, ah! Children cost a lot of money, ah!"
　　
"I used to think she’s going to be the other woman, but now it seems that I’ve really blamed her wrongly. Her living environment is really different from ours . . ."
　　
. . . . . .

"It's only fifty-two. What's the big deal?!" Shu Shu snorted. He gave birth very quickly, and he could give birth to seven or eight babies a year. If he lived for several hundred millennia . . . .
　　
Shu Shu excitedly calculated it with Edgar.
　　
Edgar . . . he suddenly wanted to undergo sterilization.
　　
Elena had confessed to Edgar before, but no one said anything because everyone was waiting to see Edgar's joke. Yet when she confessed to Shu Shu . . . .
　　
Who was Shu Shu? He was the most powerful doctor in the Beastman Empire! Not only could he treat any disease, he could also give people a longer life, making old men who were about to die of organ failure live a few more years.
　　
They were all waiting for Shu Shu to take care of their health. They certainly couldn’t let others steal such a doctor!
　　
All the rich and the politicians in the Beastman Empire did not let her get away with it.
　　
The netizens of the Beastman Empire suddenly began to crusade against Elena, stressing that Shu Shu belonged to the Beastman Empire.
　　
"The empress belongs to the Beastman Empire. Kamira people quickly go somewhere else!"
　　
"The empress is His Imperial Majesty the Emperor’s. Others aren’t allowed to covet him!"
　　
"The empress is mine! Kamira people, you don’t even think about robbing him!"
　　
. . . . . .

Elena remained puzzled even after pondering over it a hundred times. What the hell were wrong with the people of the Beastman Empire, ah? Wasn't it just having children? Why were they so uncooperative? She was willing to raise the children herself, ah! They also didn’t have to pay anything!
　　
Until a few days later when Elena was packed into a spaceship and sent away, she still failed to understand while thinking that it was really a pity.
　　
Two strong men, and she didn't even manage to tangle one. It truly made her very sad!
　　
With countless tentacles waving, Elena grabbed a Kamira male to comfort herself.
　　
The male looked very honored and buried himself directly into the tentacles, striving to make Elena pregnant . . . .
　　
On the other side, Shu Shu and Edgar found an adult movie to watch.
　　
"This movie is actually a tentacle trope! Quickly turn it off! I don't want to watch it. I have a shadow toward the tentacle trope." Shu Shu said with dissatisfaction. These projection equipment that could make people feel immersive were too horrible!
　　
Edgar silently changed the movie and took some condoms out.

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